Simple, effective.


From the Selling Celibacy challenge. See all 245 entries (closed)

( Nutmeg Harpoon dry humped your sister on, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 10:25, archived)

bingo!
woo yay!
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 10:27, archived)

That's the winner, right there.
Brilliant. *clicks*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock looking at my watch, and I'm half past caring, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 10:28, archived)

And spunk, of course.

( Sea Tramp Hello, Lindy, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 10:29, archived)

If we were mainly American
we'd probably have all got a big pat on the back from some religious type who hadn't realised that all this is meant to be a joke
( Milkman Dan, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 10:30, archived)

how horribly true.
/FSM blog.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock looking at my watch, and I'm half past caring, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)

pfffffft
genius.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 10:32, archived)

but but
we should have more oral sex, don't want to put 'em off that
( Wasp Box been rubbing a bad charm, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 10:43, archived)