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[challenge entry] Brief and to the point

From the Selling Celibacy challenge. See all 240 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 2 Dec 2006, 1:22, archived)
# True,
but celibates die too.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 2 Dec 2006, 1:24, archived)
# Keep that fact to yourself
we don't want everyone to know
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 2 Dec 2006, 1:26, archived)
# now I really am off to bed.
Goodnight all.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 2 Dec 2006, 2:39, archived)
# ?
I had sex this morning and i am still alive...

/this is just an opportunity to boast sorry
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Sat 2 Dec 2006, 1:32, archived)
# Lucky sod
no theory is perfect
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 2 Dec 2006, 1:36, archived)
# twice if you count the 1am session
DOUBLE DEAD??
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Sat 2 Dec 2006, 1:38, archived)
# *waits*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 2 Dec 2006, 1:40, archived)
# still here!
* goes to bed without the missus (cos she has gone back to plymouth for the week) and cheats death for another seven days *
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Sat 2 Dec 2006, 1:49, archived)
# *is in Devon*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 2 Dec 2006, 1:49, archived)
# *picks up phone*
*calls pedantichrist's mum*
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Sat 2 Dec 2006, 1:51, archived)
# She's in Devon too.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 2 Dec 2006, 1:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 2 Dec 2006, 2:04, archived)
# Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 2 Dec 2006, 2:05, archived)