Brief and to the point


From the Selling Celibacy challenge. See all 245 entries (closed)

( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Sat 2 Dec 2006, 1:22, archived)

True,
but celibates die too.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 2 Dec 2006, 1:24, archived)

Keep that fact to yourself
we don't want everyone to know
( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Sat 2 Dec 2006, 1:26, archived)

now I really am off to bed.
Goodnight all.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 2 Dec 2006, 2:39, archived)

?
I had sex this morning and i am still alive...

/this is just an opportunity to boast sorry
( RedStar If shoes were people I would kick them to death, Sat 2 Dec 2006, 1:32, archived)

Lucky sod
no theory is perfect
( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Sat 2 Dec 2006, 1:36, archived)

twice if you count the 1am session
DOUBLE DEAD??
( RedStar If shoes were people I would kick them to death, Sat 2 Dec 2006, 1:38, archived)

*waits*

( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Sat 2 Dec 2006, 1:40, archived)

still here!
* goes to bed without the missus (cos she has gone back to plymouth for the week) and cheats death for another seven days *
( RedStar If shoes were people I would kick them to death, Sat 2 Dec 2006, 1:49, archived)

*is in Devon*

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 2 Dec 2006, 1:49, archived)

*picks up phone*
*calls pedantichrist's mum*
( RedStar If shoes were people I would kick them to death, Sat 2 Dec 2006, 1:51, archived)

She's in Devon too.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 2 Dec 2006, 1:57, archived)

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Sat 2 Dec 2006, 2:04, archived)

Cunt.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 2 Dec 2006, 2:05, archived)