based on a real advert i once saw

CFB
they said turn your heating down and stop global warming or wtte and i thought
"what's the fucking point in that - if i want it warm why are you telling me to stop warming the Earth?"

From the Global Warming challenge. See all 194 entries (closed)

( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:46, archived)

speed it up even more
leave your windows open too
(DJMatty, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:48, archived)

*thinks about it*
got a point!

*whacks thermostat up to 30*

yeah baby
(Colostomy Bag Explosion got bored of looking for porn on, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:49, archived)

my mum does that.
the house is always stupidly hot, first thing i do when i get in is turn it down
( the.jokl is fed up of her fucking face, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:53, archived)

Yes!
global heating!
Stick yer boilers!
( Mstandot, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:53, archived)