Lanes for idiots: Improving the shopping experience for the rest of us.

( Gingey is able to shoot Mind Bullets, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 17:33, archived)

Woo, and click!
What a brilliant idea!
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 17:33, archived)

GENERAL DANGLING CUNTS!
( NobbyNobody, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 17:34, archived)

SIR JOHN NEWTON DANGLING CUNT (Gen. Ret.)
(Bumsmells, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 17:36, archived)

I saw someone driving a motorised buggy on the road the other day
Crazy old people! Woo!
( The Coast Of Yemen Sheffield Bash, Dec 4th, see calendar, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 17:34, archived)

Those buggers in their motorised buggies piss me off.
Just because you're a cripple doesn't make it okay to run me over at 30mph on the cocking pavement you fucking cunt.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 17:35, archived)

This
Ipswich Drama
( NobbyNobody, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 17:43, archived)

Have you been involved in a scrape with a mobility scooter?
Write to Your Letters, Evening Star, 30 Lower Brook Street, Ipswich, IP4 1AN or e-mail eveningstarletters@eveningstar.co.uk
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 17:51, archived)

Hahaha...
The ipswitch elderly sound like very angry people. Are their benefits severely reduced?
( stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:44, archived)

Ho boh.

( NobbyNobody, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:06, archived)

not that there are any spelling mistakes there but
I was in a cafe today that had signs on every table saying

"avalible for hire for Christmas partys, ask your waitress"

marvellous
( HappyToast sorted on, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 17:37, archived)

Fngh
there is so much of it about.
(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 17:44, archived)

in a similer vain (sorry)
There was a woman giving a talk today, that kept saying "reilliterate" instead of "re-iterate"

bloody annoying
( Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 20:58, archived)

Oxford street needs this
but with more 'Stupid Wanking Tourists'

Woo!
( chunderbunny, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 17:37, archived)

silly tourists
wanking is not sight-seeing
( HappyToast sorted on, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 17:38, archived)

I keep telling them
but they never listen :(
( chunderbunny, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 17:39, archived)

Happy
b3ta day!
( betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 17:41, archived)

HAPPY B3TADAY!
have some cake!
( Mr. Johnson, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 18:18, archived)

that's super
needs more though
'old people who keep stopping'
'people who arn't moving at all'
'me'
( naD, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 17:37, archived)

They should do them for paths too.
For example, my house could do with a "Do not stand there nattering you stupid scally whores, take your inbred children and B&Hs and fuck off, I'm trying to get my car out."
(Bumsmells, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 17:41, archived)

how about a special overtaking lane
for escaping criminals
( the RAND corporation - thats Hitlertainment..., Sun 10 Dec 2006, 17:37, archived)

I want you as my town centre planner.

( Curis, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 17:37, archived)

Tell Red Ken!
I want these NOW! Woo! *clicks*

...especially those General Dawdling Cunts.
OUT OF MY WAY DAMMIT!
( D'artisan is frustrated by character limitations. FaceTwat?, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 17:38, archived)

Haha
that is lush. And what's more, woo.
( jme, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 17:40, archived)

I can't wait to be a blue-laner.
Hopefully by then the buggies will be jet powered. Or possibly a jet ski.
( Kamikaze Stoat has Spotify invites, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 17:40, archived)

could also have an extra wide lane for umbrella wielding maniacs.
or just make them walk on the road.

nice idea, and why god invented shopping online.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 17:43, archived)

good plan!
woo
( Milkman Dan, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 17:59, archived)

very clever and all
but why not stick em all in one lane, and keep the rest for us?
( Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 20:59, archived)