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# Teddy Ruxpin
Jeebus, another blast from the past.

I once saw the TR toy, it would turn its head and look at you with dead eyes and say 'I'm Teddy Ruxpin, will you be my friend' and its bottom jaw would flap up and down un-synched with what it was saying...the absolute fucking horror of it...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 10:24, archived)
# I had one of those!
You put tapes in its back. INTO HIS SPINE!!
I loved him at the time, but looking back he was a bit sinister :-o Come dream with me tooooniiiiight ...
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 10:26, archived)
# how creepy
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 10:28, archived)
# What the shuddering fuck?
Tapes into his spine? You might as well give a child a giant clown doll to sit at the end of the bed. Skip the foreplay, go straight for the lasting psychological trauma.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 10:31, archived)
# Well, not really his spine
he just had a tape deck in his back. I was going for extra sinister-ness.
I have a mate at work who is so scared of clowns that she has developed a phobia of Ainsley Harriot because of his clowney grin :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 10:35, archived)
# Spine...Back...the evil intention was there
As for Ainsley Harriot, that chirpy old fuckface would give anyone the shudders.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 10:38, archived)