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# Sleepyplops


Edit: my dreams are here: www.chortleberry.com/content/dreams
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 10:07, archived)
# pfffft!
I hope you documented these adventures!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 10:08, archived)
# Haha, ace!
It's funny because we've all done something similar at some point in our lives.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 10:08, archived)
# you're mad
and that's why we love you
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 10:08, archived)
# :) I love your dreams
Is that how Teddy Ruxpin made his airship?
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 10:09, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 10:14, archived)
# :-o
Gimmick, you evil genius!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 10:17, archived)
# Teddy Ruxpin
Jeebus, another blast from the past.

I once saw the TR toy, it would turn its head and look at you with dead eyes and say "I'm Teddy Ruxpin, will you be my friend" and its bottom jaw would flap up and down un-synched with what it was saying...the absolute fucking horror of it...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 10:24, archived)
# I had one of those!
You put tapes in its back. INTO HIS SPINE!!
I loved him at the time, but looking back he was a bit sinister :-o Come dream with me tooooniiiiight ...
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 10:26, archived)
# how creepy
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 10:28, archived)
# What the shuddering fuck?
Tapes into his spine? You might as well give a child a giant clown doll to sit at the end of the bed. Skip the foreplay, go straight for the lasting psychological trauma.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 10:31, archived)
# Well, not really his spine
he just had a tape deck in his back. I was going for extra sinister-ness.
I have a mate at work who is so scared of clowns that she has developed a phobia of Ainsley Harriot because of his clowney grin :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 10:35, archived)
# Spine...Back...the evil intention was there
As for Ainsley Harriot, that chirpy old fuckface would give anyone the shudders.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 10:38, archived)
# Hurrah!!
WY
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 10:10, archived)
# How bizarre
How bizarre.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 10:29, archived)
# Do do do, da da do, do do do da.
How bizarre.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 10:30, archived)
# I really fucking hated that song
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 10:31, archived)
# agreed.
In other news, those kerrazee Sky News Photographers:

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 10:33, archived)
# hahahahah
*stabs*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 10:37, archived)
# A splendid beginning
I want more
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 10:29, archived)
# More?
I can only have one dream per 24 hour period you know. Did you see the previous dream? Did you follow the link?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 10:31, archived)
# you will have to excuse wasp box - he is a bit 'special'
He borrowed my head dobber last week and I still havent't had it back. I'm typing this with a pencil sellotaped to my withered stump of an arm.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 10:33, archived)
# sorry I've got it stuck
it won't come out.

I'm hoping that the buiilding pressure of weewee will force it out soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 10:37, archived)
# as long as you didn't put it up your poop chute again
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 10:38, archived)
# the doctor says I have to let that heal
before I put anything else in it
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 10:45, archived)
# You know,
you really should get your own, proper equipment.

Try this NSFW webshop.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 10:41, archived)
# I won't look at that at work
but I had already seen your teacup dream.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 10:48, archived)
# So many teacups!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 10:49, archived)