uh uh uhhhh merry jizzmas


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(hulkster, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 12:40, archived)

oh really?

( mediocre I am not strange, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 12:41, archived)

(Astatine, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 12:45, archived)

How about you do more than add text to an image for your next masterpiece?
by the way, it's spelt "cumming"
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 12:41, archived)

Well technically it's spelt 'coming'.
The word 'cum' sets my teeth on edge.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 12:42, archived)

actually I think you'll find it's spelled CUMIN
and you can by it in seed form or powder form
( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 12:45, archived)

pfft

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 12:45, archived)

that word does that to people
not a fan of bukkake then?
( mediocre I am not strange, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 12:45, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6640770
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 12:47, archived)

i did more than add text
i added the jizz too.
(hulkster, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 12:43, archived)

*gasp*

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 12:44, archived)

in that case, you are teh comedy genius!!!!!
and you now own teh internetz, therefore the local constabulary would like to talk with you about the amount of kiddy porn........
( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 12:45, archived)

There is also semen
in the fireplace
(bonzos, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 12:43, archived)

#and pubes in the hall#
#and shit in the kitchen#
#and piss up the wall#
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 12:46, archived)

*and a partri-idge in a pear treeeeee*

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 12:48, archived)

how
did you know?
(hulkster, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 12:49, archived)

I did it.

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 12:53, archived)

Ineed...

(starbucks 'just wrong' since 1975, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 12:48, archived)

I'm
trying to work out what the blue thing on the floor next to the sofa is, but all I can think of is anal beads.
(Dog Pants - 5punker extraordiaire!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 12:53, archived)