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[challenge entry] Last Christmas...


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(w0rmwood pearl Once you've gone tranny, you'll never want fanny, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 13:11, archived)
# Eek, my poor eyes

(I helped save b3ta! cr3stmas is highly scalable, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 13:12, archived)
# Pretty much what I was just sat here thinking!
Is it just me, or does this look like a photoshop morph of a man and woman?!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Boooo
Access denied at work :(
(I helped save b3ta! the holly and the ivv, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 13:16, archived)
# cr3's got your back :)
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/JPG/AZGRKZNVEKPH.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! cr3stmas is highly scalable, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 13:17, archived)
# hoorah
but have you got my number?
(I helped save b3ta! freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 13:18, archived)
# you want 118 118

(I helped save b3ta! Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Fri 15 Dec 2006, 13:19, archived)
# *inappropriate wink*

(I helped save b3ta! cr3stmas is highly scalable, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 13:22, archived)
# *inappropriate wank*

(I helped save b3ta! Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Fri 15 Dec 2006, 13:23, archived)
# *inappropriate tank*

(I helped save b3ta! cr3stmas is highly scalable, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 13:24, archived)
# YAY!
Thank you!

And now I can agree with the lovely Jessie from the comfort of my desk :)
(I helped save b3ta! the holly and the ivv, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 13:19, archived)
# It's a she apparently, but it's also called Danny. Errrr.
Hye am danny, studying at cumbria institute of the arts at the moment. Just half way through my second year now and its great.As for me, Am a huge flirt but thats just my way of breaking the ice! anyway if you ike what you see, get in touch!
(I helped save b3ta! cr3stmas is highly scalable, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 13:16, archived)
# it is clearly a bloke wearing make-up
/tranny expert blog
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 13:21, archived)
# But "she" has a hairy chest...

(w0rmwood pearl Once you've gone tranny, you'll never want fanny, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 13:21, archived)
# Fucking furries.

(I helped save b3ta! cr3stmas is highly scalable, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 13:22, archived)
# Hahahaha
Excellent
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 13:12, archived)
# i feel sick now
'last christmas i gave you my heart
the very next day, you said you were gay
this year, to save me from tears
something something something
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 13:13, archived)
# YOU MADE ME LOOK YOU BASTAD!
/ugh blog
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp , the self-appointed WTF-finder General, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 13:13, archived)
# erm
pot/kettle colour controversy
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Haha!
It's funny cos it's true etc
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp , the self-appointed WTF-finder General, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 13:18, archived)
# technically I could
say read the faq. Thats grim.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 13:14, archived)
# For christ's sake
It's only pus.

/bio student
(w0rmwood pearl Once you've gone tranny, you'll never want fanny, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 13:15, archived)
# pfft.

(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 13:16, archived)
# Are diseased body parts NSFW?
I understand that some people find them more upsetting than others.

In any case, it's a lot less offensive than the constant santa/paedo permutations :D
(w0rmwood pearl Once you've gone tranny, you'll never want fanny, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 13:18, archived)
# Its odd isn't it
I dont mind peodo jokes but gross things like puss and blood make me cry.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 13:21, archived)
# *hug*

(I helped save b3ta! cr3stmas is highly scalable, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 13:23, archived)
# oh you are wonderful
I needed that
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 13:24, archived)
# mental images are far easier to deal with than
real images
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 13:23, archived)
# Oi, make up yer own chat-up lines!
Don't pinch mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp , the self-appointed WTF-finder General, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 13:19, archived)
# Well yeah, but we don't need to see it; you're just hardened to it.
I used to work in a job where I'd see dead bodies quite a lot. That doesn't mean it'd be okay for me to post that up on here.
(I helped save b3ta! cr3stmas is highly scalable, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 13:23, archived)
# you were barrymore's pool-cleaner?

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 13:25, archived)
# Oh no
I've just eaten! *runs to be sick*
(I helped save b3ta! the holly and the ivv, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Woo!
Here's one from last year...


(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 13:20, archived)
# oh god that made me hoot!

(I helped save b3ta! hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Fri 15 Dec 2006, 13:24, archived)
# you bad man
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 13:24, archived)
# Hahahah!
Would only that I could click that.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 13:28, archived)
# this is utter genius
wooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 13:36, archived)
# This is hilarious. Have a verbal (well, typed...) click!

(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis came back from the dead, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 13:54, archived)