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From the Sick Christmas Cards challenge. See all 300 entries (closed)

(londoner, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:54, archived)

How do you know Cliff Richard is gay at Christmas?
He has been trying to get his releases into the number two spot for decades.
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:57, archived)

That doesn't make him gay.
I like sticking my cock into arseholes too.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:01, archived)

shall I change it to make is say "anal sex"?
also - maybe you should fuck women with tighter fannies
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:02, archived)

I like to chop and change.
I prefer cunts, but arseholes are fun for occasional light relief, much like mouths.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:04, archived)

Confuscious say
"come in handy"
( drunkenoaf, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:05, archived)

Man who touches penis
come in handy?
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:08, archived)

Mouths are lovely

( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:08, archived)

Yes,
Yes they are.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:14, archived)

YES!

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:00, archived)

(londoner, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 21:40, archived)