santas zero tolerence

Santas new zero tolerence approach to naughty children would cause many a surprise on christmas morning.

From the Sick Christmas Cards challenge. See all 300 entries (closed)

(freddred, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 1:12, archived)

would you like to see my cock?
it's made out of glass.
( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 1:19, archived)

Can I...
Kiss it?
(Foncused Erm.., Sat 16 Dec 2006, 1:19, archived)

joke from 1963. reprinted annually.
at least spell the words properly.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 1:29, archived)

yeah, it will sure cause a surprise in the moroning
especially as the stupid fat git is taking a dump with his troosers on still
( OneOfSome, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 5:59, archived)