i'm so glad i'm a vegetarian...


From the If advertisments were honest challenge. See all 789 entries (closed)

( trashcanglam, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:22, archived)

Really?
I'm Taurus.
(Brian Blessed, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:24, archived)

i'm a cross between a leo and a capricorn,
i'm a leprachorn!
(carlos the jackhandle, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:26, archived)

blimey!
another veggie! there be loads on b3ta, yarrrr!
( munkt0n, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:25, archived)

.
o/
( slight yoinks!, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:26, archived)

i don't eat
meat or fish either
( Spoon, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:30, archived)

you vegatable murdering
git! plants have feelings too yer know,...think i'm filling up..
(carlos the jackhandle, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:33, archived)

me and beardman
are both vegan
( evil pixie, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:52, archived)

you don't have to be a vegetarian
to avoid mcdonalds
or to not eat badly treated animals for that matter.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:26, archived)

if you've ever had one of those vegetable deluxe things
you'd avoid mcdonalds. they're foul.
( trashcanglam, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:31, archived)

i haven't
but I know what they put in their sauces.
Enough to put anyone off.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:33, archived)

i used to quite like the milkshakes
until i started thinking they were probably just ovaries that had been put through a blender. and pissed in.
( trashcanglam, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:34, archived)

yes,
that would put anyone off
(Chorlton, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:39, archived)

indeed
speaking a an enthusiastic carnivore I wouldn't spit on McDonalds if it was on fire...

hmmmmm
( Staticgirl, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:41, archived)

2 hamburgers, 2 fries,
2 hours feeling that you've helped make the world that little bit worse, ONLY £2!!
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:26, archived)

2 BURGERS, 2 FRIES,
2 HOURS ON THE BOG, wishing you hadn't.
(carlos the jackhandle, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:30, archived)

im surprised
you have the energy to move the mouse!

10 million years of evolution down the pan?

:)
(bigdaddymerk, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:44, archived)

If this were true honest advertising
it'd say donkey, not cow...
(Baron Fishcake III, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:49, archived)