If it's not been done,

I'd say you'll see it soon on Tshirt Hell or CafePress!

From the Sick Christmas Cards challenge. See all 300 entries (closed)

( The Celtic Dragon Jaysus it's been a while!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:05, archived)

yeah
it's 'traditional' for some wag to tuck mistletoe into his belt
( mictoboy, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:07, archived)

By 'wag' you mean
'tedious cunt'
( NobbyNobody, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:20, archived)

Ha ha!
The Colin Hunt of T-shirts!
( Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:08, archived)

I miss Colin
Ex-squeeze me!
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:10, archived)

I have been known to wear
novelty ties also.
( Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:12, archived)

Do you own a Wallace & Gromit tie?

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:18, archived)

I do actually.
And a Monopoly one. Also, Star Trek. Wile E Coyote and a Simpsons one.
( Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:31, archived)

wear them all
take a picture
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:34, archived)

does the lady version
say cameltoe?
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:10, archived)

arf

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:10, archived)

heh
Merry Cuntmas

Kiss me under the aforementioned arfery
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:12, archived)

You mean her thigh?

(Cakie the end of the nesting dolls of egg, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:12, archived)

she
may have a dangly labia...
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:29, archived)