First attempt be gentle with me
I had to post this on photobucket, because putfile kept converting it to a jpg for some reason.



From the Sick Christmas Cards challenge. See all 300 entries (closed)

(manky-frankie What I lack in skill, I also lack in intelligence., Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:28, archived)

you win the internets

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:29, archived)

all of them

( prodigy69 apparently I'm a Scots Spag, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:30, archived)

And the lord posted thy image, and won all of the holy internets

( Wingnutt razzle dazzle my fantasmagazzle, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:31, archived)

pffffft

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:32, archived)

EVERY LAST MOTHERFUCKING ONE OF THEM

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:32, archived)

even the myspace one that just got deleted?

( mediocre I am not strange, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:41, archived)

bastard threadwasters
the only thing worse than threadwaste is thread deletion. cnuts.
( fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:41, archived)

bloody myspazz crap
"best crap ever"

bet it was wailing emo piss
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:43, archived)

my myspack is the most wailing emo piss ever, honest
and so is the b3ta group on there.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:44, archived)

oh yeah man
let's have a link

then I can download it to my mp3 player and like, I can play it at the fucking mall while I chaingun a group of visiting nuns as they buy items at boots
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:45, archived)

there's a b3ta group on MySpacKeR?

( fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:47, archived)

groups.myspace.com/b3ta
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:48, archived)

ta!

( fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:50, archived)

why is that?
I mean, if a thread is wasted, and pushes summat off the board, then deleting it pulls it back, no?
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:43, archived)

But sometimes you've just got to bask in the warming glow of the flames...
Ahhhhhh...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:46, archived)

threadwaste deletion is a good hting

( mictoboy, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:43, archived)

I tohugh thus
but recently it has been refuted vociferously.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:46, archived)

yeah. maybe.
I don't like it when a lot of comments get deleted. Seems like a learning opportunity wasted
( mediocre I am not strange, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:51, archived)

^this

( fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 16:02, archived)

posted image: check
image withing regulation filesize: check
own work: check
not leeched : check

hoorays for you SQUEEZY CHEESY PEASY JESUS!
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:30, archived)

jesus cheese!
:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:30, archived)

So what you're saying is...
This chap has done everything right?
But he has an L plate!!

the whole world has gone topsy turvey!
*swings by the bakery*
( Monsieur Monster FALALALALALALALALAFEL!, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:37, archived)

at least one makes it every week....
... i have high hopes for this one...

they're like sperms
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:41, archived)

haha yes!
true story
( fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:42, archived)

we must nurture this one
*unzips trousers*
( Monsieur Monster FALALALALALALALALAFEL!, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:43, archived)

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:43, archived)

welcome to b3ta
pull up a chair and shop a kitten
( mictoboy, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:31, archived)

i still haven't shopped a kitten
must get on that...
( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:32, archived)

i've only done about 4

( mictoboy, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:35, archived)

Imma do MILLIONS!
not reely
( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:45, archived)

me neither
*adds to list of things to do*
( fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:40, archived)

dam my dyslexia

*just killed a cat*
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:58, archived)

kitten

(manky-frankie What I lack in skill, I also lack in intelligence., Thu 21 Dec 2006, 16:00, archived)

oh hahahahaha
that's tragically funny
( Milkman Dan, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:31, archived)

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:31, archived)

ha!
hi cockalorum!
( fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:41, archived)

Awww....
Poor little guy, he's crying.
(jammietarts ..., Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:32, archived)

You managed to get some subtle animatin in amongst the ridiculous Terry Gilliam bits...
Huzzah!


( collapsibletank Add friend, Ignore, Hide, Seek, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:32, archived)

If he's kneeing the kid in the face then I like it
if it's another Jesus/Santa paedo joke then I don't, I'm tired of seing them and it's not really that funny in the first place.


*crosses fingers for the kneeing*
( HappyToast sorted on, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:32, archived)

oh shush...
you can't have the internets ALL day!

*gives candy*
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:34, archived)

if you can't say something nice....
:)
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:45, archived)

I did say I liked it, isn't that nice?
(assuming it is the kneeing thing still)
( HappyToast sorted on, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:50, archived)

i didn't say anything at all
:D
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:52, archived)

Treat yourself Jesus....
You can Always Forgive yourself Afterwards...

Manky Frankie on the otherhand is going to Hull...
Welcome!
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:33, archived)

welcome to b3ta!

( mediocre I am not strange, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:37, archived)

oh, my!
*drops monacle*
( Willwillwritehiswill : Voted "Best"!, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:44, archived)

Well done that chap
well done

have a woo

( Monsieur Monster FALALALALALALALALAFEL!, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:45, archived)

mmm sexy paedo jesus fun!
marvellous
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:50, archived)

looks like he's throwing up in his lap

woo yay
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:55, archived)

Someone is going to hell in a fast car.
Don't spunk on the leather interior.
(GrrrboyMC A professional nuisance, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 18:30, archived)