Be gentle, it's my first time


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(JohnBS, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:46, archived)

ok
*bums hard using sandpaper sheath and exfoliating lube*

EDIT: Big picture!
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:47, archived)

Exfoliating Lube?
Isn't that more widely known as swarfega?
( FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:50, archived)

Thats the stuff!
or you can just use broken glass in tile adhesive.
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:52, archived)

I hear it bleeds when
you get your Redex popped
( Kris Fucking Kristofferson rides the short bus, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:47, archived)

Oh dear
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
.
EDIT : Just resize in paint for a start !
(PLEEEZZZEEE)
.
( paranoiaman, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:47, archived)

Edit: Copy This.... <img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/6259/3280/1600/141736/Grand%20master%20flash_the%20wank_edited-1.jpg" width="290" height="290" />
That should do the trick....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:48, archived)

thanks
that was faster than figuring out what to do in my new photoshop Christmas present...

back to the drawing board...with new html code to help the numpties like me
(JohnBS, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:07, archived)

REDEX!
*gently murders for getting it wrong*
( FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:48, archived)

Redex

( Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:48, archived)

hahahahaha
yes!
( Well, not quite 3948-7828-7914-9676, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:49, archived)

haha LOlZ

( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:49, archived)

oh god
red x in the mirror

*cries*
( Discomeats I like pies!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:50, archived)

No, it's dice in the Mir.

( Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:51, archived)

Yo
Murmansk smell you later!
( Discomeats I like pies!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:51, archived)

hahahaha

( Milkman Dan, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:59, archived)

That is wider than the board

( davew27, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:49, archived)

It is?
It's still redex for me.
( MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:50, archived)

view source
copy and paste
( Discomeats I like pies!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:51, archived)

Don't right click and click 'View Image' then

( davew27, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:51, archived)

^
would be easier I guess :)
( Discomeats I like pies!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:52, archived)

it's fitting on my new widescreen laptop.
/chuffed but poor
( Willwillwritehiswill : Voted "Best"!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:58, archived)

if I had a wide lap
I'd brag about it too

:D
( Discomeats I like pies!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:59, archived)

you might want to edit it for size
as they'll go into full nazi hardon mode
at 250.33k

also,

RIS?
( Discomeats I like pies!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:50, archived)

Shit my leg!
It is a big one, isn't it?
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:52, archived)

indeed
it is a vigorous throbbing whopper that may block out the sun if left to its own devices
( Discomeats I like pies!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:53, archived)

Oh, leave it alone....
...I think its quite sweet.

Though I do have a redex fetish.

*SPPPSLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!*
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:51, archived)

honestly, you really need one of these:
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:52, archived)

every time you
redex, God fwaps a kittin.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:52, archived)

( 72wevad "&#8238;" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:56, archived)

ok now


RIS HARD
( Discomeats I like pies!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:58, archived)

all that...
...for this?

Someone please post a meme on here for a quick and cheap laugh
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:59, archived)

sadly
yes
( Discomeats I like pies!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)

meme?

( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:02, archived)

my beatiful eyes!!!
*spluffs*
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:04, archived)

have your eyes recovered?
well now get some mind bleach.


( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:08, archived)

phwoar!

(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:13, archived)

ha!
he has the camel toe
(Mr Jamie is licking the flid of life, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:05, archived)

it's trying to escape

( Discomeats I like pies!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)

arf
every time it throbs it shoots a vapourising lazer at the penguin
however fluffy the penguin counters with its own built in f5 key.
correct?
(Mr Jamie is licking the flid of life, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:22, archived)

I think that analysis completely describes the situation
:D
( Discomeats I like pies!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:26, archived)

sweet
gut feelings are always right
(Mr Jamie is licking the flid of life, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:28, archived)

the penguin?
THE PENGUIN? Fluffy is deeply miffed that you did not refer to him by name. Onle THE most famous penguin in the world. The penguin indeed! Hmmph

www.thomasscott.net/flash/penguin/
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:28, archived)

ok?
i appologise for my naivity.
(Mr Jamie is licking the flid of life, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:32, archived)

Opus the penguin?

( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:39, archived)

hahahaha
(geekboy is still employed on, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:32, archived)

square,
circle, triangle does not count I'm afraid.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:58, archived)

fuck me.

( Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:54, archived)

*applies lube liberally*

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:55, archived)

*waits for it to animate*
it better had.
( Willwillwritehiswill : Voted "Best"!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:57, archived)

hahahah
oops
( Milkman Dan, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:59, archived)

Hello, there!

( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:04, archived)

I love that paper clip

( Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:04, archived)

haha
i'd like to mnnnnnnng please.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:05, archived)

All my own work
I struggled to avoid the red x as it worked on my screen, but thanks for your constructive feedback and kind words of encouragement.
(JohnBS, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:12, archived)

Could be worse...
...it could be a Tuesday, and I could use my special Tuesday pictures.
( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:19, archived)

ooh that reminds me
I must find my long lost "the long bad Tuesday" DVD cover.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:32, archived)

I've still got the redex
except now it's sorrounded by a larger image placeholder. Thusly

( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:20, archived)

try, try, try again
should be ok now...

I'm going back to using paper and pencil...
(JohnBS, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 17:02, archived)