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[challenge entry] Be gentle, it's my first time

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(JohnBS, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:46, archived)
# ok
*bums hard using sandpaper sheath and exfoliating lube*

EDIT: Big picture!
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:47, archived)
# Exfoliating Lube?
Isn't that more widely known as swarfega?
(I helped save b3ta! FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:50, archived)
# Thats the stuff!
or you can just use broken glass in tile adhesive.
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:52, archived)
# I hear it bleeds when
you get your Redex popped
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:47, archived)
# Oh dear
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
.
EDIT : Just resize in paint for a start !
(PLEEEZZZEEE)
.

(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:47, archived)
# Edit: Copy This.... <img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/6259/3280/1600/141736/Grand%20master%20flash_the%20wank_edited-1.jpg" width="290" height="290" />
That should do the trick....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:48, archived)
# thanks
that was faster than figuring out what to do in my new photoshop Christmas present...

back to the drawing board...with new html code to help the numpties like me
(JohnBS, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:07, archived)
# REDEX!
*gently murders for getting it wrong*
(I helped save b3ta! FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:48, archived)
# Redex
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:48, archived)
# hahahahaha
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:49, archived)
# haha LOlZ
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:49, archived)
# oh god
red x in the mirror

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:50, archived)
# No, it's dice in the Mir.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:51, archived)
# Yo
Murmansk smell you later!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:51, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:59, archived)
# That is wider than the board
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:49, archived)
# It is?
It's still redex for me.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:50, archived)
# view source
copy and paste
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:51, archived)
# Don't right click and click 'View Image' then
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:51, archived)
# ^
would be easier I guess :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:52, archived)
# it's fitting on my new widescreen laptop.
/chuffed but poor
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:58, archived)
# if I had a wide lap
I'd brag about it too

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:59, archived)
# you might want to edit it for size
as they'll go into full nazi hardon mode
at 250.33k

also,

RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:50, archived)
# Shit my leg!
It is a big one, isn't it?
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:52, archived)
# indeed
it is a vigorous throbbing whopper that may block out the sun if left to its own devices
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:53, archived)
# Oh, leave it alone....
...I think its quite sweet.

Though I do have a redex fetish.

*SPPPSLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!*
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:51, archived)
# honestly, you really need one of these:
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:52, archived)
# every time you
redex, God fwaps a kittin.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 72wevad "&#8238;" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:56, archived)
# ok now
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

RIS HARD
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:58, archived)
# all that...
...for this?

Someone please post a meme on here for a quick and cheap laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:59, archived)
# sadly
yes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)
# meme?
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:02, archived)
# my beatiful eyes!!!
*spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:04, archived)
# have your eyes recovered?
well now get some mind bleach.

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:08, archived)
# phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:13, archived)
# ha!
he has the camel toe
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Jamie, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:05, archived)
# it's trying to escape
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(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)
# arf
every time it throbs it shoots a vapourising lazer at the penguin
however fluffy the penguin counters with its own built in f5 key.
correct?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Jamie, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:22, archived)
# I think that analysis completely describes the situation
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:26, archived)
# sweet
gut feelings are always right
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Jamie, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:28, archived)
# the penguin?
THE PENGUIN? Fluffy is deeply miffed that you did not refer to him by name. Onle THE most famous penguin in the world. The penguin indeed! Hmmph

www.thomasscott.net/flash/penguin/
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:28, archived)
# ok?
i appologise for my naivity.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Jamie, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:32, archived)
# Opus the penguin?
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:39, archived)
#
hahahaha
(geekboy Hillbilly., Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:32, archived)
# square,
circle, triangle does not count I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:58, archived)
# fuck me.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:54, archived)
# *applies lube liberally*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:55, archived)
# *waits for it to animate*
it better had.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:57, archived)
# hahahah
oops
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:59, archived)
# Hello, there!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:04, archived)
# I love that paper clip
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:04, archived)
# haha
i'd like to mnnnnnnng please.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:05, archived)
# All my own work
I struggled to avoid the red x as it worked on my screen, but thanks for your constructive feedback and kind words of encouragement.

(JohnBS, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:12, archived)
# Could be worse...
...it could be a Tuesday, and I could use my special Tuesday pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:19, archived)
# ooh that reminds me
I must find my long lost "the long bad Tuesday" DVD cover.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:32, archived)
# I've still got the redex
except now it's sorrounded by a larger image placeholder. Thusly
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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:20, archived)
# try, try, try again
should be ok now...

I'm going back to using paper and pencil...
(JohnBS, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 17:02, archived)