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# Bimble Brookfields
He's ace :)


edit: wtf?

hello just want to know if we can have something in common maybe something like business please how old are you and what do you do for living where are you from.

please get back to me.
Thanks
( allandave42, Tue 2 Jan, 17:51)

how are you doing care to chat with me on yahoo here is my ID [email protected]

i will wait to hear from you.

allan
( allandave42, Tue 2 Jan, 17:39)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 17:51, archived)
# thankyou!
he likes you too!
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 17:53, archived)
#
Hi !

HAPPY NEW YEAR!



tell me about youreself on msn messenger my name is [email protected] (bytheway youreHOTman!)

Hey,i really want to get to know and have some fun with you ,but please do not send me any email my box is full
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 17:55, archived)
# Well, she's right
You ARE hot (man)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 17:56, archived)
# and her box is full, too!
 
edit: argh, it got me too!

hello
Hello Dear
how are you doing care to chat with me on yahoo here is my ID [email protected]

i will wait to hear from you.

allan
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 2 Jan 2007, 17:58, archived)
# I'm not surprised, the sweet-talking little hussy
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 17:58, archived)
# I like the way your spam is from blokes
while mine at least pretend to be female
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 18:02, archived)
# but this is my first gazmail spam...
i'll treasure it always

NOT!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 2 Jan 2007, 18:04, archived)
# I just got a "Hello Dear" twice.
No man calls me "dear" and gets away with all his teeth
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 18:08, archived)
# Why's that dear?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 18:11, archived)
#
you look so handsome
i will be on msn messenger later today.
my name there is whererubecky @ hotmail . com
once again you're so handsome
i hope to hear from you very soon
so really please no emails as my inbox is totally full
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 17:58, archived)
# Send her a Gmail invite.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 18:00, archived)
# ^ this - or a picture of your 'sticky' cock
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 18:01, archived)
# why is it stcky?
is it stick like?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 18:05, archived)
# hmm
this is making me think

"you very sexy western boi! Hmm, baby, what nice passport! I'm really answer this message for myself and not for girls who pay me for online introduction service , hahah, I don't take their money and marry them longtime (2 years max)"

/spidey sense blog

edit: and I'm a fucking moron who can't read

hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 18:04, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 18:05, archived)
# no, they're camwhores
I added one out of curiosity once. They just keep asking if I have a credit card and won't say much else.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 18:05, archived)
# oh
that's why you use a handy random creditcard generator

but I don't know about such things, because I don't want to go to the big house
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 18:08, archived)
# Could you not just give them
a fake number?

Surely it'd be a day or two before they noticed something was up?
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 18:32, archived)
# fake numbers usually lack the check digits
and come up as invalid
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 18:34, archived)
# But like I said
Wouldn't it be a day or two before they realised it was invalid?
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 22:56, archived)
# [email protected] ?
*signs up to beastility pr0n*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 18:10, archived)
# How thoughtful.
There's clearly nothing suspicious about this at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 17:57, archived)
# so I sohuldn't have been polite
maybe comma has a handy reply for such occasions
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 18:09, archived)
# I'm not getting very far with mine
I asked for more information on this business opportunity and some naked pics of himself.

It's gone all quiet. :(

Did I make a move too fast again?

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 18:11, archived)
# aww
maybe this is a dude looking for wummins to be camwhoreses?

"it's a great way to make cash"

silly allandave b3ta is not whorehouse!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 18:13, archived)
# A reply!
"Hello Sir,

Thanks For Your Respond Am Allan By Name And 18 Years Not Working From West Africa,

Sir My Dad Working In Amsterdam Holland. My Dad Died Last Year And Befor Befor He Died His Company Is Owning About 4.3 Milllion Dollar Which They Surpose To Pay Him By Now And My Dad Is Know More and Now The Company Have Promise To Pay Me The Money His First Son Becos We Are Only Two Me and The My gunger one. But The Siad Befor The Can Relise The Money For Me I Need To Inform My Dad Brother So That They Can Pay Him But It Pain Me That I Dont Have Uncle Who Will Stand For Me And Claarn The Money.

Sir Why I Contact You Is That I Want You To Meet With The Company And Stand For Me Ask My Representetive So That They Can Relise The Money To You. Sir Please I Need A Nice And Honest Person Who I Will Truest And Who Will Truest Me Too.

Please I Want Know If You Can Meet With The Company As My Representetive So That The Can Relise The Money To You And After The Money Might Have Relise To I Promise To Give You 20% Of The Money So Please Let Me Know If You Can Meet With Them Or You Can Ask Them To Trasfer The Money To You If You Want.

Thanks
Allan"

A most tempting offer and no mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 18:17, archived)
# oh
nigerian mafia

walking on the .nl mafia's turf

bad karma man

bad bad karma :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 18:20, archived)
#
"That sounds like a marvellous idea.

If you use this information you will be able to transfer the money:

Account Number: 6213111515
Sort: 3211420
Account Owner: Arnold Mingemuncher
SWIFT: 343CUNT4ERS34672

Let me know how it goes.

Thanks,

Arnold"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 18:23, archived)
# is swift the same as IBAN?
if not could add an IBAN number too, might make things easier
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 18:24, archived)
# same as IBAN
uh

I think
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 18:25, archived)
# last time I send $20,000 DOLLARS AMERICAN IN ALL CAPS to an honest nigerian businessman
it worked out better to use Western union

fees man! fees! the crazy bank!

Western union is cheaper and instant!

and he's bound to have a local office

Imagine my suprise when it turned out not to be a scam and I received 16,000,000(SIXTEEN MILLION USD) DOLLARS AMERICAN IN ALL CAPS in my bank account.

Of course, I blew it all on a large piece of cheese that has gone off, and I am now poor again and up to my armpits in very runny brie.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 18:28, archived)
#
"Hello That For The Mail Will Sir Please Is Not Me That Will Trasfer The Money To You, All You Have To Do Is To Contact The Company And Instrut Them In How The Can Trasfer The Money To Ok Please Give Me Your Your Email Address And Phone Number So That I Can Forward It To The Company For Them To Contact You On How They Can Trasfer The Money Sir Please I Want You To Be Honest With Becos This Money Is All My Hope I Dont Work Here All My Hope Now Is This Money So Please Get Back To Me With Your Information."

I told him to fuck off. Sorry, I snapped :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 18:33, archived)
# awww
that's the point at which I give them the phone and fax number for a 419 police team

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 18:35, archived)
# Well he replied with "What Do YOU MEAN"
So I sent him a Bank of America link with meatspin behind it
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 18:38, archived)
# I have a sudden, very strong hope
that Comma opens a card shop.
Fuck, that would be awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 18:12, archived)
# They would have the best slogans ever :D
awww, clintons would shit themselves
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 18:15, archived)
# yeah
I bet her box is full...

but remember, never look a gift whore in the mouth
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 18:01, archived)