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# Quality hat :D
SNAILS WITH TITS!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Seriously, why would you say that?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:42, archived)
# T'was with reference to Zaphod's hat
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:43, archived)
# But why would you say that?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:43, archived)
# C'mon - can you honestly say
you've never jizzed off to a mental image of a gastropod in the nip. With big tits.


Oh.


It's just us then.


(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:53, archived)
# Not saying I haven't done it, just saying I wouldn't broadcast it.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Fair do's!
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:55, archived)
# There's another of those overused phrases...


(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:43, archived)
# hahahaha

also:ewwww
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Indeed!
It's certainly a fetish JJ has yet to illustrate
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Yea, I nearly stepped in the worlds biggest slug today
This thing was like 6 inches long and crawling up my stairs
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:47, archived)
# was it a slug
or dog spunk?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:48, archived)
# hahaha
wait, euphemism?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:49, archived)
# you really should do something about that damp
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:49, archived)
# Damp is a standard feature of student accomodation
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 15:15, archived)
# Mr Droog stood in one
and it stuck to the bottom of his shoe and rubbed off on my foowell car-matt :'(
Wiping slug-gizzards off car matts is rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:50, archived)
# Urgh
My housemate stomped one on the way out and it spurted a glob of guts onto his trouser leg

Slugs are only there to create mess and havoc

(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Yes :(
And they leave gammy trails and eat my pansies.
They are 100% of yak.
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 15:09, archived)
# *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:44, archived)