Semi-relevant Pearoast


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( Mungo Chutney I don't think thats a very good idea now, is it?, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:13, archived)

why am I looking at your elephant?

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:14, archived)

The elephant is wearing a frenchy hat
ROLF! WOO
( King_Eric has been ok since, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:16, archived)

rolf?

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:17, archived)

mayo?

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:18, archived)

can I have salad cream?

( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:19, archived)

I'll salad cream you in a minute
c mr gimpson etc etc
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:20, archived)

aaah, Gimpson
I do miss him, it's a shame you had to kill him Horrible...

but needs must I suppose
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:23, archived)

I didn't just kill him
I killed myelf and Rik too.
But then I self resurrected.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:25, archived)

that was lucky
I always get caught up in limbo for fucking years.
It's a right pain, you have to watch Eastenders all day.
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:28, archived)

There's a whale on the fucking champs eleyses!*
*whale = elephant
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:15, archived)

Qui et mort?

( A Vagabond won't buy what you tell him, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:20, archived)

Si
probably
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:30, archived)

Why is it in cowboy boots?

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:17, archived)

because of fashion

( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:17, archived)

I thought it was skating

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:18, archived)

so did I
But upon closer inspection, the boots were too ornate for skates
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:20, archived)

silly Weasel
boots not made from cowboy!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:18, archived)

Oh. ok.
*hides human-skin shoes*
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:21, archived)

they're called feet, mate
:D
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:23, archived)

I wondered why that guy was so sad to part with them

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:25, archived)

isn't it obvious?

(mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:18, archived)

You are too cryptic for 3:30 on a thursday
Save it for tuesdays when I'm at my mental peak
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:22, archived)

its stilletos keep getting snagged in the pavement cracks.

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:20, archived)

because it's a hooker

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:43, archived)