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From the Film Sex For Prudes challenge. See all 256 entries (closed)

( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:40, archived)

is he ptting in the wrong socket..?
woo!
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:41, archived)

They just aren't compatable

( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:43, archived)

Pre-op?

( Cashy, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:51, archived)

Kirk shags alien birds
they got alien bits
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:03, archived)

hahahahaha
epic!
( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:43, archived)

Absolutely first bloody class.
Thanks for making me choke on my apple.
( Carlossus - Fable 2 ate my Mrs., Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:43, archived)

what a coincidence
I am appleing right now
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:45, archived)

Ooh
*communally apples*
( Carlossus - Fable 2 ate my Mrs., Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:46, archived)

Let's make a badge
The eating apples whilst looking at b3ta at around 12.45 on a Thursday Lunchtime Club


or EAWLABAATOATLC for short
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:49, archived)

can i join?

( tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:50, archived)

*gets apple*

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:50, archived)

I don' wanna be in your club anyway
*drinks orange juice*
*sulks*
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:51, archived)

Down with Oranges !
(at around midday)
( Carlossus - Fable 2 ate my Mrs., Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:57, archived)

*becomes a cirtrus revolutionary*
Down with the apple dictatorship!
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:02, archived)

SCREW YOU AND YOUR APPLE
I ARE EAT THE PEARS!
( Cashy, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:52, archived)

Pears make your arms queasy.
*queasies*
( Carlossus - Fable 2 ate my Mrs., Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:59, archived)

I am plumming
the depths
(Gyrate is watching you masturbate, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:50, archived)

That is just beautiful

( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:43, archived)

Haha
That's 63.2 kinds of fantastic
( SexFace! will be dead soon enough, don't worry!, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:43, archived)

63.201473 to be exact

( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:45, archived)

haha
poor Kirk
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:44, archived)

hahaha
brilliant
( tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:44, archived)

I say!
Su perb
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:44, archived)

when transporters go bad...



have a woo!
( nocturne72, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:45, archived)

hahahaha!
brilliant!
( Mr. Johnson, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:45, archived)

If there's an episode where Kirk looks gayer
I dont want to know about it
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:45, archived)

how rare!

( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:47, archived)

aceness!
fun fact 473: one of the shuttlecraft on the enterprise-d was named "goddard" which is a euphamism for blowjob
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:50, archived)

I used to go to school with some kids whose surname was Goddard.
Never knew that though!
( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:51, archived)

or maybe a sideways joke about jean-luc?

( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:51, archived)

hahahahahaha

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:22, archived)

pffft!
i like this very much
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:47, archived)

EPIC!
hahaha outfit of tinfoil (:
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:47, archived)

Thats
cockin ace
( DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:48, archived)

Hahahahaha!
Cracking!

And thanks for reminding me, I need to record Star Trek off the sci fi channel tonight.
( Afinkawan, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:48, archived)

Oh.


You poor thing you.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:50, archived)

They're repeating the 'classic' series
and I'm trying to record the whole lot. Basically:

~ Because I can.

~ it annoys the missus.
( Afinkawan, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:51, archived)

But, but...


it's shit!
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:52, archived)

Nah. I quite like them.
Wouldn't bother recording any of the other series.
( Afinkawan, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:54, archived)

haha
good reason
( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:52, archived)

also it annoys someone I know who's a real Trekky
as I can get 3 episodes on a DVD for 20p per disc and he spent loads of money buying the box sets.

"But you don't get any of the extras!"

"Well, yeah, but it's costing me five and a half quid instead of £150."
( Afinkawan, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:57, archived)

hahahahaha! Grand!

( Wasp Box is your next PM, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:50, archived)

hahahahaha
brilliant
( mictoboy, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:50, archived)

HAHAHA
That is awesome.
( Statler&Waldorf I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK., Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:50, archived)

winnar!
does "bugger" imply a part two?
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:56, archived)

woo!
I really like the uncut...ummm...the directors cut version
(this week i am mostly - busy hooking, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:01, archived)