Sorry, such a horrible obvious joke, I know this will get abused...
But it's my first ever may-I-laughingly-call-attempt at anything vaguely photoshoppy, and I can't believe no-one's jumped on this aspect of the bandwagon yet.

Again, apologies...




*awaits cries of n00b, bandwagon, and pfffts of digust*

From the Revive The Dome challenge. See all 209 entries (closed)

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 10:55, archived)

i would never pffft someone in digust
it's digusting
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 10:57, archived)

pffft

( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 10:58, archived)

*is disgusted*

( Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:01, archived)

How come egglecup kitty doesn't love me back?
I feel sad :(
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:05, archived)

Well
I was very careful to follow egglecup kitty's rules... don't feel sad!
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:09, archived)

aaaaaw.

( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:09, archived)

egglecup kitty
can kiss my puckered ring piece!
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:13, archived)

( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:15, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
I fucking knew it was evil!
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:17, archived)

You should feel spekkle
I was sawing that for a n00bie Tuesday offender:P

I was going to say sole but then I'd then have to point out that I meant to say it:P
( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:18, archived)

*feels special*
thank you.

*punts egglecup kitty out the window*
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:25, archived)

Ha! as if!
He'd bite your toes off!
( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:34, archived)

COR!
Thank you egglecup kitty!
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:13, archived)

None of that
But one tip if you're using tattyshop. If you right click of the text layer in the right hand window and select blending options. You can drop a shadow and you'll be able to see the text better.
( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 10:57, archived)

drop a shadow
home boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 10:58, archived)

pffft
:P

I try and be of service.
( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 10:58, archived)

( mediocre I am not strange, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:09, archived)

now that's a beat I can dance to

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:10, archived)

He doesn't appear to have much to cover up there!

( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:14, archived)

true
but he does have large hands..and legs..and body..and dancing partner
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:21, archived)

whoah there

( mediocre I am not strange, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:22, archived)

Flava FLAAAAAV!
Has anybody been watching 'Flavor of Love'? It's fantastic.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:11, archived)

nope
but I did see that MTV raps episode when they acted out cold lampin' with Favor Flav under a lightpost though

'ello captain
( mediocre I am not strange, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:26, archived)

'il Mediocre.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:26, archived)

I shall remember that...
Sadly I've merged all the layers to get it to save properly (again, n00b), but I will remember that for next time. Fanks, :)
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 10:59, archived)

lesson 2
file → save for web

:¬)
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:02, archived)

Lesson 3
Never tie your shoelaces in revolving doorways.
( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:04, archived)

lesson 4
don't buy cheap paint
( mictoboy, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:05, archived)

Lesson 5
Waterproof teabags aren't as good as they sound
( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:07, archived)

Lesson 7
When it says do not push, you sure as hell better not push.
( cooler_king http://www.flickr.com/photos/_russ_/, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:10, archived)

Lesson 8
never follow the advice of an expert.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:13, archived)

lesson 9
don't park your pram on a hill without a brake
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:14, archived)

Lesson 10
Mud pies are not fit for consumption
( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:16, archived)

Lesson 9
Don't try self crucifixion
The last nail's a bugger
( Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:14, archived)

Lesson 4
Retire to lurk and practise for a few more months, spend entire life surfing the boards giggling at CDCs...
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:06, archived)

lesson 6
mind the piss
( mictoboy, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:08, archived)

thats one of the ward rules in my hosital

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:20, archived)

Well if you haven't closed it up
you can backtrack in the history window.
( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:03, archived)

n00b, bandwagon, and pffft of digust!

so many apologies.... ;)
( mediocre I am not strange, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 10:58, archived)

Its no fun if you expect it
*hides*

untill you least expect it. Could be now, could be tomorrow, could be ten years from now. I will draw it out untill you aren't sure if the turmoil in your life is fate, or the Machinations of Keyboard Weasel or a third thing
( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 10:58, archived)

it's going to be tomorrow isn't it?

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 10:58, archived)

maybe


yes
( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 10:59, archived)

*hides under a blanket....
...shuddering at the thought of unexpected repercussions*
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:00, archived)

as well you should matey, he's part of the m4fia.

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:01, archived)

To be honest
I'll probabily just make small holes in the bottom of your bin bags so when you have to take out the rubbish, a little bit of bin juice will drip onto your shoes.

Or I'll unfluff your pillows so they aren't anything near the way you like them and you'll have to spend 10 minutes kneading them back into shape
( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:04, archived)

ooooh
bastard.
I like it.
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:05, archived)

Isn't that what...
...partners are for?
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:05, archived)

Damn
*returns to drawing board*
( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:06, archived)

You could add
Treading mud on freshly hoovered carpets when you're not looking...

Turning the tv up really loud at night, so when you turn it on first thing in the morning it deafens you...

Leaving toast crumbs over the worktops...

God, do I sound like a nag?

All sufficiently annoying for revenge tho :)
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:12, archived)

Biscuit crumbs half way down the bed...
Guaranteed an Argument if you are sharing...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:14, archived)

Not being able to read her mind
Another violation of the male race

I love teh ladies really
( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:17, archived)

and they all love you back
*bums*
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:18, archived)

That's
a crime of both sexes!

Man crime - "jokingly" insulted their lady all the time, getting touchy when the same is done to them. Ha.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:19, archived)

You are an evil genius

( Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:01, archived)

Are those
dome-estic turkeys?

I have to go now and paint my bedroom, laters
( Mstandot, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:02, archived)

Seeya later!
I hope "painting your bedroom" isn't a wanking euphamism
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:03, archived)

^ *secretly hopes it is* ^
Oh and Happy Bumphday too...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:04, archived)

Thankyou chucky egg :)

( Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:07, archived)

I wish it was!
I have to get my big roller out now, and splash the walls!!
( Mstandot, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:04, archived)

Waheyyyyy :)

( Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:07, archived)

I am sort of counting on it, to be honest

( mediocre I am not strange, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:05, archived)

Don't apologise!
You can't post and apologise in advance in the same way that I can't royally bum you and apologise in advance.
( Imhotep is Invisible - Hurrah, die Butter ist alle!, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:10, archived)

To be fair
I imagine you could, tho not through the medium of the interweb.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:15, archived)

Blimey!

( Imhotep is Invisible - Hurrah, die Butter ist alle!, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:20, archived)

*giggles*
Not an invitation, merely an observation.

Especially if I was a man in prison showers apparently.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:30, archived)