have you?
have you got them?
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 18:32, archived)

They arrived the day before I had to go away for the weekend...
The Toastabags have arrived! At some point this weekend the laboratory conditioned experiments will be conducted (whilst the missus is away)
( The Great Architect, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 18:33, archived)

toasting faeces isn't considered by many as an experiment

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 18:34, archived)

but a delicacy in some parts.....

( The Great Architect, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 18:36, archived)

that's just a test sample to prove that they wash out easily

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 18:36, archived)

100 uses or thereabouts, apparently...
therefore a late night trip to morrisons on my lonesome is about to commence to get stocked up on all manner of 'potential toasty combination products'...
( The Great Architect, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 18:37, archived)

may I suggest
guyere, pre cooked chicken, and baked beans
( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 18:38, archived)

consider them added to the list....

( The Great Architect, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 18:39, archived)

fresh tortallini with passata

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 18:41, archived)

Toastabags are shit

(Pachey, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 18:40, archived)

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 18:40, archived)

*flutters eyelashes*
You gonna make me?
(Pachey, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 18:44, archived)

Maybe...but Archie is going to test that axiom to destruct

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 18:42, archived)

Toastabags are for amateurs
Proper cooks use sandwich cages.
(Pachey, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 18:44, archived)

:)

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 18:44, archived)

then we need a song

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 18:44, archived)

^

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 18:47, archived)

but it needs to be in the same twee style as the spam link Archie posted the other night

which...I appear to have lost...arse
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 18:51, archived)