I usually add the professional touch (Tippex)


Bindun?
You should be ashamed!

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( BubaMan is dead centre on the B3ta bell-curve, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:46, archived)

i spy A cock.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:47, archived)

Pervert.

( Fluffy elephants stnahpele yffulF, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:48, archived)

I sent a girl an Easter card once for valentine's.
It was received well. As I recall I wrote a Christmas message in it too.

What the fuck are Easter cards for?
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:48, archived)

easer
you tool






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( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:48, archived)

I did.
[EDIT: Actually, now I think of it, I am not so sure. Maybe it was a different girl - yes, it was Sophie Lewis, from Leeds. It was her mate from Ilkley Moor that I ended up with that night after all.]
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:49, archived)

i edited it
but then i edited it back cos it was funnier





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( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:51, archived)

Is it going to be worth staying up for?
I want to go for a bath.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:53, archived)

£3.50
probably.
(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:48, archived)

Easter?

(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:48, archived)

happy egg laying day you cock!

( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:48, archived)

haha

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:49, archived)

fuck i forgot cocks dont lay eggs

( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:51, archived)

Easter

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:49, archived)

To celebrate eggs...
They came before chickens & Jesus loves them
( BubaMan is dead centre on the B3ta bell-curve, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:49, archived)

that's ace.
first *clicky*
(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:48, archived)

I could've sworn that said 'To Santa' at first.
Oddly enough, it made more sense to me as Santa.

Ho hum.
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:48, archived)

^this^
hehe
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:49, archived)