This is where I'm buying all my Valentines gifts this year


From the Anti-Valentines challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)

( Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 23:15, archived)

pfft!
I thought that the 'phones' was a tag for a minute there.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 23:16, archived)

Aha- maybe it is...

( Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 23:17, archived)

Or, at the very least,
will be!
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 23:17, archived)

*seductively removes t-shirt with a rich tapestry of dancing and curious tap dance like manouevre involving a traffic light relay box*

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 23:20, archived)

*Chooses to misread your aha reference*
*Cries wolf*
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 23:21, archived)

*takes picture of his willy*

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 23:23, archived)

So you can see it?

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 23:31, archived)

Oh lay off poor

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 23:21, archived)

*Buys*
*uses*
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 23:17, archived)

*uses*
bye!
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 23:20, archived)

*used*

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 23:22, archived)

class

( Reckless_Rik, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 23:20, archived)

*challenges your slag*

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 23:21, archived)

you`d need to find it first

( Reckless_Rik, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 23:22, archived)

fron fron fron fron

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 23:24, archived)

blsat fron teh psat.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 23:26, archived)

hmm.. where did kallus vanish to
he was great

.. spores spores spores
( Reckless_Rik, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 23:26, archived)

with one of those
you don't need a girlfriend
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 23:21, archived)

that's a big cunt!

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 23:24, archived)

woosome

( King_Eric has been ok since, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 23:29, archived)

Cillit BANG!

( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Fri 9 Feb 2007, 23:41, archived)

lol...
...I like this, not only cos it's well done but the use of the word cunt in such a blunt way is hummus.
( sock is sock, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 23:50, archived)