Erm, another in the long line
of women with nobs

NSFW NSFH NSFA

With love from a real doctor to a fake one xxx

From the Gillian McKeith challenge. See all 260 entries (closed)

( Dr. trouser, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:09, archived)

you sick son of bitch!
:edit:
can't believe nobody has said "ARGH TEH FEAR THE FEAR" yet!
( Lord_Munkee is off to New York TOMORROW!, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:10, archived)

Gaaah!
Where's my mindbleach?
( RiffRaff "Board Sig"? What's that?... Oh, I see...., Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:10, archived)

i'd lend you mine but its not working
*re-reads label* Mountain Dew??? Awwwwwwww
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:12, archived)

I soooo want to click this
but I have teh fear

edit: *reads response so far* *decides against it*
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:10, archived)

really, don't.
even if there wasn't a cock on it, it'd still be nsfa
( mictoboy, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:11, archived)

it's a lovely piece of shopping though!

( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:14, archived)

exactly
you should view it as a piece of art, nothing more, tell your boss I said so.....
( Dr. trouser, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:16, archived)

I just showed my boss
he's gone to change his breeks because he filled them with cum
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:18, archived)

thats because he was dry humping yo ass!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:22, archived)

don't make it better!
it'll pollute my mind

I've realised that I have somehow worked stylised goatse into this 6-page healthcare brochure I'm laying out

*resigns from b3ta*
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:16, archived)

You cannot leave
we have infected you FOREVER!
( the holly and the ivv, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:22, archived)

it's true
my b3ta resignation lasted the length of time it takes to press f5
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:23, archived)

*bokes*
*vomits*
*heaves*
gasp!
*bokes*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:10, archived)

argh
I wish I wish I wish I hadn't clicked that
( Milkman Dan, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:10, archived)

I bet
your winky is all hard now though eh?
( Dr. trouser, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:11, archived)

it's petrified
if that's what you mean
( Milkman Dan, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:12, archived)

There's no way I'm clicking that.
I'm having fun reading the responses though!
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:11, archived)

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( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:13, archived)

Ewwwwwwww....
Mindbleach not enough...
Stand by for MindNuke...
3
2
1
*Slightly disappointing 'pop'*
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:12, archived)

oh dear god
my eyes, my beautiful eyes...
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:12, archived)

ha ha ha
you really should learn by now....
( Dr. trouser, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:13, archived)

indeed
but i just can resist clicking.

*snorts bleach*
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:14, archived)

Hahaha I must know what this is
Somebody describe it to me
( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:13, archived)

Gillian McKeith covered in strawberries
with her very own droopy and wrinkly cock, flopping across her naked stomach
( Milkman Dan, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:14, archived)

Horror Scat Chops...
With Winky +
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:14, archived)

So excessive scat
And McKieth has a penis?
( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:16, archived)

there's no scat
what do you think I am, fucking sick or something??
( Dr. trouser, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:17, archived)

Donno, I'll re-read these replies
...
...

Yup
( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:19, archived)

click it
go on
click it
you know
you want
to
so go on
click it
( Dr. trouser, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:14, archived)

*hovers*

( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:21, archived)

Good lord what am I doing?!
*smacks mouse out of hand*

Whew, close one
( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:21, archived)

that not doctor doing the amrican beauty thing.
but someone has shopped a not crudely drawn genitalia on it/her
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:15, archived)

wait... her head's shopped on too right (no, not that one)
that's not her real body?
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:17, archived)

If you're talking about the origional photo, I think you're probabily right

( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:19, archived)

god knows
i'm not going in for a closer look
i'll leave that to 4dam if he ever returns!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:19, archived)

he's staying away cos he got into a little trouble at work
something about a Bentley.

edit/ i've got it as my wallpaper now
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:20, archived)

that was ages ago
jesus, what a bunch of cry babies.
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:23, archived)

nonono
not when he fucked the car - it was the boss's daughter on the backseat that was the problem.

he's just had a telling off for not doing any fucking work!
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:27, archived)

oh
haha!.
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:29, archived)

really?
So he's not on b3ta because he got told off for not doing any work? ghey
( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:30, archived)

i thought he was a double 'ard bastard
who stuck it to the man every chance he got!!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:32, archived)

No,
He stuck it in the man every chance he got
( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:35, archived)

I doubt it's that straight forward
but that's what it amounts to, the fat ginger gayer.
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:35, archived)

RACIST!!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:37, archived)

hahaha

( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:38, archived)

that is her body
it looked a bit boyish to me so I assuemd she had a winky so I added one
( Dr. trouser, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:26, archived)

her shit-based dietry fads have gone up in my estimations then
not a bad body for an old hag.
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:28, archived)

Fair enough
I love textovision. Other people endure trauma for me
( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:18, archived)

thats nice.
NOW KILL ME!!!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:20, archived)

*resists*
*resists*

*resists*

*resists*

*capitulates*

*spluffs*
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:14, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:16, archived)

Brilliant

( Darklord, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:18, archived)

Oh it's not as bad as I thought it'd be
:D
( the holly and the ivv, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:21, archived)

Oddly arousing
:s
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:23, archived)

Pure class
love it
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:25, archived)

One day I will learn not to click on things when people warn me not to.

*vomits*
(geekboy is still employed on, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:33, archived)

Thats given me a lob on.

(James Cupboard may contain emotionally intense scenes, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:34, archived)

I need some fluff
Quick!
( Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a PhD now! Woo!, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 16:47, archived)