My ex knitted me a wooly hat once (don't ask) - I tried it on and he said:
'Shit. Take it off - it looks like you have only 3 weeks to live'
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 19 Feb 2007, 12:53,
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Haha!
Also: aw....
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?,
Mon 19 Feb 2007, 12:58,
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Bless your little heart.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 Feb 2007, 12:58,
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