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A guy goes into a seafood restaurant and asks to see the dishes of the dayThe waiter wheels over a trolley and the man examines the dishes.
'I'll have the little green squid with the hairy lip, please' says the man. 'O.K.' replies the waiter and calls out 'Gervais!'
A little French chef appears with a large knife, the waiter instructs the chef to kill the little green squid with the hairy lip.
Gervais is just about to slice at the poor squid when he notices a tear running down its face. Gervais is touched, and admits that he hasn't the heart to kill the squid.
'Not to worry' says the waiter, and calls out 'Hans!!' at which an enormous German bloke comes out of the kitchen. 'Sir', says the waiter, 'this is Hans, the dishwasher. Hans, kill that squid!'
The dishwasher wields a huge cleaver and is just about to bludgeon the little green squid with the hairy lip when it cringes back and gives a little cry.
'I am sorry sir, I just cannot kill the squid' Hans admits, his lower lip trembling.
'Well sir,' says the waiter, 'it just goes to show that...
'I'll have the little green squid with the hairy lip, please' says the man. 'O.K.' replies the waiter and calls out 'Gervais!'
A little French chef appears with a large knife, the waiter instructs the chef to kill the little green squid with the hairy lip.
Gervais is just about to slice at the poor squid when he notices a tear running down its face. Gervais is touched, and admits that he hasn't the heart to kill the squid.
'Not to worry' says the waiter, and calls out 'Hans!!' at which an enormous German bloke comes out of the kitchen. 'Sir', says the waiter, 'this is Hans, the dishwasher. Hans, kill that squid!'
The dishwasher wields a huge cleaver and is just about to bludgeon the little green squid with the hairy lip when it cringes back and gives a little cry.
'I am sorry sir, I just cannot kill the squid' Hans admits, his lower lip trembling.
'Well sir,' says the waiter, 'it just goes to show that...
From the Punchlines challenge. See all 493 entries (closed)
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P3te "the Meat",
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:16,
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Lime green hairy lipped squid:)
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:19,
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hans that does dishes is assoft as gervais
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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:20,
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with mild greenhairy lip squid
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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:20,
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hahahahaGlad you cleared that up for me.
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:42,
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
fucking.....brilliant
(fucking.....brilliant
Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:20,
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...1172095880?
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:20,
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*spang*
urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:23,
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