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[challenge entry] I want a fast car, a big bottomless bag of money, and...

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(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:35, archived)
# A naked man in tiny pance?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:36, archived)
# arnie in quicksand?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:37, archived)
# That's Arnie?
*peers*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:38, archived)
# It's Arnold Frausenhauer, the famous Austrian sunbather.
And double amputee.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Geldtaschenansteigen!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Hahaha this^ made me lol
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:40, archived)
# You called?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:39, archived)
# a legless body builder?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:36, archived)
# half a midget in a thong
that old chestnut


?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Thonged money hugging amputee?
I don't get it.

/edit: I got it really, I just got lost in the sillyness above.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Come one
a thonged money hugging amputee.
its an obvious pun
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:37, archived)
# A guy is walking along the beach
when he finds a lamp. For a laugh he rubs it and POOF a genie appears.
"For freeing me I grant you three wishes" the genie says.
The guy thinks for a bit and says:
"I want a fast car, a bottomless bag of money and a penis so long it touches the floor"
"It shall be done" says the genie.
POOF a fast car appears.
POOF a big bag of money appears
POOF the guys legs disappear
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:40, archived)
# ah
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:43, archived)
# my dick to touch the floor?

(lance_the_boil lanced the boil on, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Preposterous!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:41, archived)