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[challenge entry] What's green and turns red at the flick of a switch?

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(jagathewise, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:52, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:53, archived)
# Cheers
don't mind if i do
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:54, archived)
# TOOOODES!
Mwaaarda dem!
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(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:54, archived)
# like it!

(jagathewise, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:56, archived)
# But you really dislike todes, hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:01, archived)
# My cyborg martian's cock?
Woo to you sweet noob. You shall have 0 flamings.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:56, archived)
# thank john woo for that!

(jagathewise, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:56, archived)
# It's good you don't like Preston.
You're not Simon Amstell are you?

Because I find myself loving him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:58, archived)
# I'm not Simon Amstell
I wish my second name was a beer though.
(jagathewise, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:58, archived)
# I wish my second name inspired people to give me tenners on demand.
Like some kind of hypnotic suggestion tool.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:59, archived)
# If being Simon Amstell is what it takes to get your love
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:00, archived)
# Then....?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:00, archived)
# I dont know. I thought about trying to be Simon Amstell
But could quite bring myself to it
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:07, archived)
# 11p is all it takes
anything else is just chocolate
(jagathewise, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:01, archived)
# 11p?!
Fuck off.


at least 25p
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:03, archived)
# Is that not driving inflation up a bit uncessarily?
(jagathewise, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Yup. That Bank of England thing is all my fault.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:08, archived)
# 1st titter of this compo!
Woo

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(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:57, archived)
# *watches it for 2 hours*
That's fantastic, you don't even have to go to a Quo concert now!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:58, archived)
# hehehe
I took the photos myself at my 4th or 5th Quo concert!
*shames*
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:05, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:14, archived)
# nice
i was wondering when that would show up.

have a big woo
(I helped save b3ta! Gumuman practising surprise sex on, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Dixon Bawls in his green and red reversible coat?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:00, archived)