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[challenge entry] If you haven't heard this joke i shall tell it in an edit.


a young boy wakes up on his birthday and his dad asks him what he wants to do.
boy: can we go t'fair?
dad: go t'fair? you think i'm made of money?
boy: but it's my birthday!
dad: ok

dad: what do you want to do now?
boy: can i have shot on t'roundabout?
dad: shot on roundabout? i've already taken you t'fair!
boy: but it's my birthday!
dad: ok

dad: ok what now?
boy: can I have ride on t'donkey?
dad: ride on t'donkey? i've already taken you t'fair and given you shot on t'roundabout!
boy: but it's my birthday!
dad: ok

dad: what now then son?
boy: can you buy me t'donkey?
dad: buy you t'donkey? i've already taken you t'fair, given you shot on t'roundabout and ride on t'donkey!
boy: but it's my birthday!
dad: ok

dad: what's next?
boy: can we call t'donkey wank?
dad: call t'donkey wank? i've already taken you t'fair, given you shot on t'roundabout, ride on t'donkey and bought the donkey!
boy: but it's my birthday!
dad: ok

dad: now what?
boy: can we tie t'donkey to roof of t'car and take it home?
dad: tie t'donkey to roof of t'car? i've already taken you t'fair, given you shot on t'roundabout, ride on t'donkey, bought t'donkey and called t'donkey wank!
boy: but it's my birthday!
dad: ok

as they are driving along the donkey falls off the roof of the car but dad doesn't notice.

boy: DAD! DAD WANK 'S OFF!

(see picture)

From the Punchlines challenge. See all 493 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:18, archived)
# please tell
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:18, archived)
# hahaha

wanker the stuffed toy donkey?

classic joke :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:18, archived)
# that's the one
but the version i heard it was a real donkey
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:20, archived)
# I don't mean to be rude
but that's possibly the worst joke I've ever heard. :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:34, archived)
# why would that be rude?
i didn't make the joke up.
i just wanted to post a picture of a man shouting wank you off at a child
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:40, archived)
# *Fundraises*
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:19, archived)
# I haven't heard this joke
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:22, archived)
# seconded
edit: god that's a shit joke
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:23, archived)
# thirded
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:24, archived)
# eleventy
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:25, archived)
# ^this
+1
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:25, archived)
# duck feet
(I helped save b3ta! cupz, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:26, archived)
# Fisted
(Bumsmells, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:26, archived)
# gah!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:27, archived)
# +1 to infinity.
Beat that!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:27, archived)
# infinity times infinity plus infinity plus one
no two
no three
no INFINITY
no tiggy off ground!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:30, archived)
# he's good
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:33, archived)
# I WOULD BE INTERESTED TO LEARN OF THIS JOKE PLEASE THANKYOU.
edit: thankyou, and hahahhaha
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:26, archived)
# seconded
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:28, archived)
# thirded
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:29, archived)