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[challenge entry] Presenting... Sooty the Bastard



From the The Black And White Challenge challenge. See all 370 entries (closed)

(, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:23, archived)
# now that's a chubby!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Not half
Bloke at school had the nickname "Swiss Roll" - it was short but very chubby.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:25, archived)
# and had jam all down the middle
(, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:26, archived)
# my gran's favourite.
slut
(, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Some people prefer girth.
Rather than length.

Depends on where it's going, I suppose.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:27, archived)
# phew
(, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:28, archived)
# I am at work, you almighty trolley!
I can barely see through all that pin, you know.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:29, archived)
# haha
sorry!

I'm at work too.

Feelin dangerous.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Wait, where was my version?
I have a distinct lack of erection right now that needs to be rectified! erected! erectified!

*edit* Congrats btw. Can't believe I missed it. Sexface's too.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:31, archived)
# erectified
:D new word for the new month!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:32, archived)
# haha i didnt think of that one
I feel guilty for automatically thinking "rectumfied"
(, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:34, archived)
# as you should
clean out your brain with bleach young ..er... man ;)
(, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:38, archived)
# haha
rectified.

erm... I'm at work at the mo... erm... it's not on this computer... i'll check when I get home, but it may have been deleted... will eroticisms do?
(, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Fine, but only if you stroke your thigh and pretend its mine.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:35, archived)
# I'll do better than that
I'll kiss my own neck and pretend it's yours.

*strains neck*
(, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Great, now lick your elbows suggestively!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:41, archived)
# *rubs nipples with elbows*
(, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:48, archived)
# hahahahaha WINNER
(, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:24, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Loving that.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Loving you
*licks*

woo to the pic too /relurk
(, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Hello glorious!
(Oh, by the way, a band called Fathoms has added you on myspace- that's my band so please say yes!)
(, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:31, archived)
# righty ho
will do ... unless I've already said no in which case try again :D

I wish I were londoning it up this weekend :(
(, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:34, archived)
# I wish you were too.
You could come and stay with me and the lads.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:39, archived)
# up the bottom.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:29, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Hahahaha!
ACE!


(, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:33, archived)