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# to attract a female car
mate with it, and spread their seed among normal machines, eventually taking over the world.

Edit: Btw, WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:08, archived)
# this makes so much more sense
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:10, archived)
# Optimus Prime is Latin for "Big Daddy Fertiliser"
I think.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:12, archived)
# according to the internet movie database
the new film features a sequence where Megatron tries to "queer up" Optimus Prime in an attempt to ruin their mass reproduction plan.

But the Gobots come in just in time and save the day.

Oh sorry, I should have put *Spoiler* at the start of that for any fans reading.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:14, archived)
# hahaha
I was believing you until the *spoiler* part... and thinking to myself "fuckssake, imdb are a bit cheeky for using the term "queer up".

Perhaps sleep is a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:17, archived)
# i read somewhere that in towards the end
they have a 'christmas truce' style ceasefire and all go to an all-male revue bar and spend the night slow-dancing

before cracking out the big guns for the finale

oh, sorry

++++++the above contains spoilers++++++
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:18, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:19, archived)