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[challenge entry] I never understood it, they're super cool flying robots from the future
why the hell would they want to turn in to cars?

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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:07, archived)
# DAVE!!!!
edit: they changed so kids had two toys for the price of one obviously *tchoh*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:07, archived)
# That's no dave!
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:08, archived)
# http://b3ta.com/board/6954083
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:09, archived)
# damn you for beating me to it !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:08, archived)
# hahahahah, so what's the basis for the new film?
where the toys can't transform in to cars because the robo designs are too complex?!

Oh hold on, then mums have to buy two toys....
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:09, archived)
# it's fucking ridiculous that
what part of 'transform' did the designers not get?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:10, archived)
# two toys, great
but would a spaceship or a gun have been too much to ask?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:14, archived)
# there was one that was a gun
but is was shit at staying in gun form
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:16, archived)
# And it was bigger than most of the cars.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:21, archived)
# That's not me
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:07, archived)
# clearly
a) it's not 2d
and b) you'd have made it look more like a real car
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:08, archived)
# hmmm
I expected b to be harsher
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:16, archived)
# or me

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:44, archived)
# camouflage

*doesn't know either blog*

that is acely done, btw!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:08, archived)
#
I was a p.f.c. on a search patrol, huntin charlie down
It was in the jungle wars of 65
My weapon jammed and I got stuck way out and all alone
And I could hear the enemy movin in close outside
Just then I heard a twig snap and I grabbed my empty gun
And I dug in scared while I counted down my fate
And then a big marine a giant, with a pair of friendly eyes
Appeared there at my shoulder and said wait.
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:09, archived)
# oh-oh camoflage
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:10, archived)
# it's such a shit song
yet so catchy
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:11, archived)
# I never liked it
it's like shaddapa ya face to me
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:12, archived)
# so...
an underrated classic?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:14, archived)
# Is the gun jammed..
..or empty ? Can't be both.
(I helped save b3ta! Grindstaff, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:13, archived)
# address all concerns to stan ridgeway
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:14, archived)
# I did bring it up
with him one evening, the next day I tried to call his office but his secretary told me that he'd been right there since he passed awaaaaay last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Grindstaff, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:19, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:24, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:34, archived)
# bloody hell mr toast that's a bit bloody good!
(I helped save b3ta! BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha
That's super duper hyper fucking ace.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:08, archived)
# to attract a female car
mate with it, and spread their seed among normal machines, eventually taking over the world.

Edit: Btw, WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:08, archived)
# this makes so much more sense
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:10, archived)
# Optimus Prime is Latin for "Big Daddy Fertiliser"
I think.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:12, archived)
# according to the internet movie database
the new film features a sequence where Megatron tries to "queer up" Optimus Prime in an attempt to ruin their mass reproduction plan.

But the Gobots come in just in time and save the day.

Oh sorry, I should have put *Spoiler* at the start of that for any fans reading.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:14, archived)
# hahaha
I was believing you until the *spoiler* part... and thinking to myself "fuckssake, imdb are a bit cheeky for using the term "queer up".

Perhaps sleep is a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:17, archived)
# i read somewhere that in towards the end
they have a 'christmas truce' style ceasefire and all go to an all-male revue bar and spend the night slow-dancing

before cracking out the big guns for the finale

oh, sorry

++++++the above contains spoilers++++++
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:18, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:19, archived)
# that's fabcellent!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:09, archived)
# Ive said it before, and I'll say it again.
Smartarse:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:09, archived)
# thanks
*pulls trousers back up*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:10, archived)
# ha ha ha
i wont jinx it but that's definatly a click from me!
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:09, archived)
# Splenfuckingdid
:-D
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:09, archived)
# if I had 2 robot robyn
reliants could I mount a chain gun on it?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:13, archived)
# arf!
what a shit transformer
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:15, archived)
# cor, funky
semi TJ: the new Transformers Comics fucking rock, although the Dreamwave ones were possibly better than the IDW ones.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:18, archived)
# the bloke who draws or writes them
lives round the corner from me

I upset him in the comic shop the other day by saying no, I don't read them.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:23, archived)
# cunt :p
is that Simon Furman you're talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:34, archived)
# might well be, sounds familiar
and yes he did seem to be a bit of one.
But I smiled politely and left
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:38, archived)
# You are painfully talented.
*cowers in shadow*
(geekboy Hillbilly., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:18, archived)
# no he isn't
he's got a sweatshop full of japanese kids, all chained to copies of 3d studio max, in his basement, that he feeds on instant noodles, and whips them with telephone flex until they make something he likes


the big cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:22, archived)
# shut up and get back in the cellar Mictoboy!
Or should I say.... Ming-wa!?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:24, archived)
# Talented and ruthless?
*swoons*
(geekboy Hillbilly., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:26, archived)
# aiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaaaiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:27, archived)
# I likee
That would be a British Transformers. Actually that would be great...
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:28, archived)
# it would actually :D
When they transform in to robots they could all sit round smoking pipes and drinking tea.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:40, archived)
# Special!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:30, archived)
# nice!~
:)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:38, archived)