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This might be a bit wrong...

*For you young 'uns, Electric Blue was what was considered porn in the early 80s.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:01, archived)

Yippee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:01, archived)

Cor!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:02, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:02, archived)

Woo, and indeed phwoar

TJ: I just had the worst lunch of the week...I had to keep shouting "cunt cunt cunt cunt" every time the waitress came past because she was being followed around by a fucking camera crew filming everything she did and there's no way I want to end up on fucking television again.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:03, archived)

:D What were you on before?

Crimewatch?

*ducks tins*

Were you actually shouting it?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:04, archived)

Loud enough for the camera to hear

and directly into the lens so that they could lipread it

[edit] they put me on one of those "wacky" hidden camera shows featuring members of the public. In their defence they did describe me as "supercool" - in my defence, when they approached me with a mike and camera I put my hand over the lens and said "fuck off, I'm not interested". They showed it anyway and I spent six months trying to track the bastards down

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:06, archived)

You're such an excellent person. I'll keep my eyes out.

What was that beer you bought me by the way? Really? I'm mystified.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:08, archived)

Um...Deuchar's?

possibly...alcohol has blurred my memories

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:11, archived)

aaaaaaah, no!

Those hidden camera shows are shit. What cunts. Do you know who the production company was?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:14, archived)

Nah

I spent ages trying to track them down (they showed the episode during the Glastonbury festival, so I didn't see it until I got back) then spent 6 months trying to find whoever was responsible, after which too much time had passed and I couldn't do anything about it anyway.

These days, whenever someone waves a camera at me I just do the Tourette's thing and make sure it's totally unsuitable for broadcast

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:16, archived)

this'll cheer you up

b3ta.com/board/6956610

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:06, archived)

Haha

that's great

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:19, archived)

hehehe

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:09, archived)

crumbs

if only that were bigger...

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new_matt, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:05, archived)

My mum is a ringer for Sarah Green

All the blokes at school used to fancy the pants off her. Watching them blush when my mum was around was mildy disturbing as I thought they were probably thinking about her while wanking.

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