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Loud enough for the camera to hear

and directly into the lens so that they could lipread it

[edit] they put me on one of those 'wacky' hidden camera shows featuring members of the public. In their defence they did describe me as 'supercool' - in my defence, when they approached me with a mike and camera I put my hand over the lens and said 'fuck off, I'm not interested'. They showed it anyway and I spent six months trying to track the bastards down
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:06, archived)
# :D
You're such an excellent person. I'll keep my eyes out.

What was that beer you bought me by the way? Really? I'm mystified.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Um...Deuchar's?
possibly...alcohol has blurred my memories
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:11, archived)
# aaaaaaah, no!
Those hidden camera shows are shit. What cunts. Do you know who the production company was?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:14, archived)
# Nah
I spent ages trying to track them down (they showed the episode during the Glastonbury festival, so I didn't see it until I got back) then spent 6 months trying to find whoever was responsible, after which too much time had passed and I couldn't do anything about it anyway.

These days, whenever someone waves a camera at me I just do the Tourette's thing and make sure it's totally unsuitable for broadcast
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:16, archived)