The locals would never forget the day Dumbo broke into Turbo Lax
From the Subvert Kid's TV challenge. See all 608 entries (closed)
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From the Subvert Kid's TV challenge. See all 608 entries (closed)
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noon yourself!
still no web at home yet, and can't get on at work as much as well! Hence the late reply!!
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Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:10,
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True.
That was also the 5th day of the great heatwave of 67. People were barbecueing in the street, and the ice-cream was flowing. Little Suzy managed to get her arm trapped in a mangle and had to be pulled free by Jeremy from the corner shop.
Jeremy went on to great things, opening a chain of dry cleaners and..
Where am I?
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Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:42,
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Jeremy went on to great things, opening a chain of dry cleaners and..
Where am I?
Scarred both physically and emotionally,
"Flat-Arm" Suzy McPhee turned to a life of crime. Using her smooth, svelte appendage to reach under the doors of butchers and steal scraps of parma ham, which she used to construct a big pink porky wedding dress.
She was found dead 6 years later, with a litter of seven pig-babies still nuzzling at her slowly-rotting teats.
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Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:51,
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She was found dead 6 years later, with a litter of seven pig-babies still nuzzling at her slowly-rotting teats.
Slowly-Rotting Teats
is the title of the third album by swedish rock band, "Fnaaaarp". Famed for their lilting ballads, and gender-defying trousers, Fnaaaarp were an underground hit up until their untimely demise in 1994, when lead singer Stephen Hoogspanken was killed by falling bees.
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Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:58,
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