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# someone was attacked outside our gaff 8pm sunday eve
by two teenagers demanding he give up his mobile phone
one was armed with an air gun
the other with a meat cleaver!!

he was shot in the arse and slashed in the face and across the arm
but he managed to run to the local pub for help

poor chap is having micro surgery on his slit wrist now
to try and get his fingers working again...!

*hides inside*
(, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 9:29, archived)
# jesus shitting christ what a crap world we live in :(
we really should form a simpsonesque milita complete
with sack-of-doorknob beatings.
that'll teach the drugged up deranged little fuckers.
did they catch em?
(, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 9:31, archived)
# not yet
CID have been up and down our street
knocking on doors trying to find out more information

it's also on the cover of the local rag today
appealing for any witnesses
(, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 9:34, archived)
# *tuts*
(, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 9:51, archived)
# I blame the parents
and MTV
(, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 9:31, archived)
# God, I saw that on teletext, :S
The Baroness's ultimate fear = Meat Cleavers Used For Violence

*joins you in hiding*
(, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 9:55, archived)