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[challenge entry] RP for compo

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(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 9:23, archived)
# *unpacks Acme Woo*
*explodes*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 9:25, archived)
# *falls into ravine*
*lands in doughnut-shaped cloud of dust*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 9:27, archived)
# *big rock falls on top of emvee*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 9:28, archived)
# *big rock is cracked into tiny pieces by comedy bump on head*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 9:29, archived)
# *stars that twirl around head set fire to hair*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 9:31, archived)
# *burned to smoking black outline with blinking eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 9:35, archived)
# *smoking black outline crumples to pile of dust*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 14 Mar 2007, 9:36, archived)
# *eyes fall onto pile, blinking*

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 14 Mar 2007, 9:41, archived)
# *inexplicably, a hand emerges from the dust, holding a sign that says "Woo!"*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 9:45, archived)
# MEEP-MEEP!
-asbo for disturbing the peace.-
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 9:26, archived)
# someone was attacked outside our gaff 8pm sunday eve
by two teenagers demanding he give up his mobile phone
one was armed with an air gun
the other with a meat cleaver!!

he was shot in the arse and slashed in the face and across the arm
but he managed to run to the local pub for help

poor chap is having micro surgery on his slit wrist now
to try and get his fingers working again...!

*hides inside*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 9:29, archived)
# jesus shitting christ what a crap world we live in :(
we really should form a simpsonesque milita complete
with sack-of-doorknob beatings.
that'll teach the drugged up deranged little fuckers.
did they catch em?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 9:31, archived)
# not yet
CID have been up and down our street
knocking on doors trying to find out more information

it's also on the cover of the local rag today
appealing for any witnesses
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 9:34, archived)
# *tuts*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 9:51, archived)
# I blame the parents
and MTV
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 9:31, archived)
# God, I saw that on teletext, :S
The Baroness's ultimate fear = Meat Cleavers Used For Violence

*joins you in hiding*
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 9:55, archived)
# Woo!
TJ on a cartoon theme....

Anyone noticed the Meet The Robinsons posters?



It's now on wide release apparently.

/fear
(I helped save b3ta! FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 9:27, archived)
# good lord!
*cancels kids tickets*
i think not.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 9:27, archived)
# the incredib.. i mean 'meet the goatse'
/also fears
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 9:28, archived)
# It looks fantastic
the character work is superb
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 9:29, archived)
# i like the frogs
that have been turning up in cinema trailers
singing about how you should turn off your mobile phone

i think they look cool ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 9:30, archived)
# hasn't it got the t-rex in the trailer going on about its huge head and tiny arms?
that cracks me up!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 9:32, archived)
# saw that for the first time last night
it did raise a chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 9:39, archived)