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# My hands smell of celery
and I'm not sure why
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:45, archived)
# Did you have celery for breakfast?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:45, archived)
# that would explain it
but I had warm, hearty and delicious poridge
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:49, archived)
# Was it celery porridge?



*wants porridge now*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:50, archived)
# what other kind of proidge is there?
poridge:
1)chop up the celery
2)crush the celery with your mighty hands
3)grund the celery b'twix two kittens
4)dance a naked tango upon the resultant celery mush
5)add milk to muddy celery myre and readybrek it into the microwave
6)add honey or golden syrup to taste
7)profit
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:54, archived)
# Good god
I've not seen porridge made in the traditional way like that since I was a nipper.

(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:55, archived)
# come to Scotland
and we'll make you a massive vat of the stuff using the traditional highland method
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:59, archived)
# Are you sure your hands are not leeks?
*points upward*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:56, archived)
# yes they are
but that still doesn't explain how they aquired a smell of celery
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:56, archived)
# you've been fondling the vegetables again
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)
# mango licker
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:00, archived)