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# *Bumps comically into wall*
*Sob*
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 11:25, archived)
# *sews on new buttons*
Now, they're a bit crossed, but you'll get used to them.

You tell me if your brother laughs at you.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 11:27, archived)
# *Rubs New eyes*
Oooh X Ray Vision and Lasers...
Thanks Papa...
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Yeah, but they're very very very low-powered lasers.
You might be able to singe an ant if you're lucky.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 11:30, archived)
# *burns a slow Magnifying Glass style hole in own Hand*
Papa!
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Hmm, maybe they're more powerful than I thought.
*adjusts*

There, now you won't be able to hurt yourself. Now, this is going to sting a bit.

*chops hand off with axe*

I'll get it fixed and back to you in a while.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 11:34, archived)