I started training to be a teacherbut the kids were scared of me. And I swore in the classroom. No word of a lie.
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wastedindustry yes indeed sir,
Fri 23 Mar 2007, 12:40,
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I would have become a teacherbut I hate kids
and teachers
and 'institutions'
and being stabbed
(and teachers
and 'institutions'
and being stabbed
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Fri 23 Mar 2007, 12:42,
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Another teacher friend of minehad to help to sort out a riot the other day, in which some little shit stomped on her foot.
She's often telling me about the knifings that go on in and around her school.
It makes soldiering sound like a reasonable job.
(She's often telling me about the knifings that go on in and around her school.
It makes soldiering sound like a reasonable job.
wheelybird mreee!,
Fri 23 Mar 2007, 12:46,
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At least in the army you can fight backYou've only got to put your hand on a kid's shoulder and they fucking suspend you without pay.
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 23 Mar 2007, 12:48,
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I have said to people before (anybody who will listen)that I would rather join the police force or the armed services than become a teacher. At least they arm you then.
I knew a bloke who worked at a special school for misfits, he got paid more but he also got more broken fingers & ribs (and a mental breakdown).
(I knew a bloke who worked at a special school for misfits, he got paid more but he also got more broken fingers & ribs (and a mental breakdown).
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Fri 23 Mar 2007, 12:50,
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You did better than a friend of mine.He failed at several careers, so took up the teaching bribe.
After a couple of years of mediocre teaching, he starts dating his 14 year old pupil. He probably shagged her when she was 15 and after that he left (voluntarily!) his teaching career to something else.
I hope Tony Blairs is proud.
(After a couple of years of mediocre teaching, he starts dating his 14 year old pupil. He probably shagged her when she was 15 and after that he left (voluntarily!) his teaching career to something else.
I hope Tony Blairs is proud.
wheelybird mreee!,
Fri 23 Mar 2007, 12:43,
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Why did you stop? Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Fri 23 Mar 2007, 12:47,
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OkI didnt realise that swearing would have been enough to end your career.
And yes, I do love horses...
(And yes, I do love horses...
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Fri 23 Mar 2007, 12:52,
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