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/was unprovokedly verbally abused by 12 year olds whilst cycling home last night
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot isn't impressed by this whole "internet" thing, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Hahahaha
Why is it if they say someone has the mind of a child they are locked up, when the kids are allowed to roam free on the streets?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Yeah, those adverts were obviously thought up by media types
who have never been near a comprehensive.

My school was supposed to have been one of the best comps in the area & that was a ferkin zoo.

Fuck knows what its like now, 12 years on.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Verbally abused?!
Nice pic, you c*nt ; P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 23 Mar 2007, 12:38, archived)
# keep off the bloody pavements then.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Remarkable, isn't it,
that the Government scheme to bribe lazy layabouts into becoming teachers by offering them thousands of pounds to study produced a batch of poor quality teachers?

Who would have thought that that would have happened?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 12:39, archived)
# I started training to be a teacher
but the kids were scared of me. And I swore in the classroom. No word of a lie.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 12:40, archived)
# I would have become a teacher
but I hate kids
and teachers
and 'institutions'
and being stabbed
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Another teacher friend of mine
had to help to sort out a riot the other day, in which some little shit stomped on her foot.
She's often telling me about the knifings that go on in and around her school.
It makes soldiering sound like a reasonable job.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 12:46, archived)
# At least in the army you can fight back
You've only got to put your hand on a kid's shoulder and they fucking suspend you without pay.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 12:48, archived)
# I have said to people before (anybody who will listen)
that I would rather join the police force or the armed services than become a teacher. At least they arm you then.

I knew a bloke who worked at a special school for misfits, he got paid more but he also got more broken fingers & ribs (and a mental breakdown).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 12:50, archived)
# You did better than a friend of mine.
He failed at several careers, so took up the teaching bribe.
After a couple of years of mediocre teaching, he starts dating his 14 year old pupil. He probably shagged her when she was 15 and after that he left (voluntarily!) his teaching career to something else.
I hope Tony Blairs is proud.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Christ.
Well done him.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Why did you stop?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 12:47, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7007861

also

http://www.b3ta.com/board/6990467
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Ok
I didnt realise that swearing would have been enough to end your career.

And yes, I do love horses...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 12:52, archived)
# ha. They are offering me £7,000 a year to train as a teacher
I can earn more at fucking tesco.
(I helped save b3ta! John Barrowman's laminated buttocks, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 12:59, archived)
# I caught two of them skulking around the student campus on the rob last night
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Any teacher would say
"Sort the annoying little fuckers out so I can do my job without fear of being stabbed. Parent."
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Personally
I think teachers should be armed.

Only with soft bb or something like, but still....
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Teachers aren't allowed to touch the children.
They're not really allowed to shout at them, even.

It really is the fault of the parents though; they tell the kids that if the teacher upsets them, then they'll go round and have a go at them.
The kids are essentially encouraged to act like shits because 'it's their right'.

Fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Mrs S has got a kid on Ritalin
And the mum has coached him to say "It's my drugs" everytime he's naughty.

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 12:57, archived)
# "Oi clean shirt, how'd you get your shirt so clean?"
PEEEEDO PEEEEDO PEEEDO

(this may be lost on anybody not familiar with "Peep Show")
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 12:45, archived)