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please lemme know what you think, i've been waiting all week for noob tuesdsay to come around

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(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:13, archived)

That's a little on the big size

in both dimension and file size. No need to wait til Tuesday for a first post.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:14, archived)

but they can't post before newbie tuesday.
and since he was nice I thought i'd let the filesize slide

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:16, archived)

I never knew this

I thought N00bie Tuesday was a natural phenomena involving swamp gas and weather ballons

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:18, archived)

I've been there...

it stinks like arses

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:34, archived)

the board won't let you post right after registration until the next tuesday afaik

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:16, archived)

Well you learn something new every day

Sorry the last account I created was in 2002:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:17, archived)

you've forgotten your roots man

why did you think there was a sudden influx on tuesdays?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:18, archived)

Roots?

When I created this account you registered and started posting.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:19, archived)

Hmm, I guess newbie tuesday had to start sometime

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:20, archived)

Well my old account was with the username f3ral

I lost that somehow so recreated it in 2002, I changed to riverghost about a year ago.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:24, archived)

some people wait until their L plates go before posting...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:19, archived)

Cheeky buggers.

I was proud to post with my L plate.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:35, archived)

this^

I felt quite lonely when it went away

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:37, archived)

I never had one :/

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:40, archived)

^these

but it's worth pointing out the file size thing, i remember some of my earlier attempts were a few k too big, it was flagged up at the time, and i made more of an effort to get things smaller.
at the time optimisation was a complete mystery to me.

oh, and welcome new person.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:21, archived)

he said he'll try sort out the sizes next time

I have faith in this newbie

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:23, archived)

so do i

and he said that down there while i was busy typing that. my keyboard skills are rather lacking.
i like this newbie

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:26, archived)

yeah, totally understand

i will endeavour to make them smaller in the future

(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:23, archived)

As I've pointed out before

My first attempt I actually emailed to rob instead of posting it:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:26, archived)

i only wish you'd kept that practice up

you could have saved us so much pain.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:28, archived)

oooOOOooo

Saucer of milk, table two!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:30, archived)

hahaha

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dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:47, archived)

its pretty seamy, but that comes with practise and a better graphics editor.

Good work, don't think anyone has done it yet either.

welcome to b3ta

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:15, archived)

cheers

im looking into another editing program now, and i'll sort out the sizes next time :-)

(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:19, archived)

Gimp is free and pretty good.

failing which I do all my stuff in flash and fireworks

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:20, archived)

thanks for the advice

i'll check it out, and the next one will be better

(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:22, archived)

I look forward to it =)

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:23, archived)

having a play with gimp now

theres a joke in that somewhere....

surely thats gotta be an old one

(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:41, archived)

very

one of these days programmers will stop giving programs stupid "funny" recursive names ("let's call it the gimp snort snort giggle"; losers) and then people might even begin using linux.

be prepared for hours of frustration with the gimp's terrible design, i warn you... better than paint though.

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boris the spider, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:43, archived)

this^

gimp took me a while to get my head around

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:45, archived)

I think they've generally stopped doing that now

because they want to be taken more seriously.
However, there are still a couple of legacy acronyms around.

Try using Gimpshop on windows; its a version where the layout has been improved.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:51, archived)

thank the lord for that

there's not a better linux editor than gimp is there? i'm stuck with suse 10, unfortunately

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boris the spider, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:54, archived)

The GIMP

is very good. A lot of work has gone into the functionality. But the layout of menus is a bit annoying.
The next release should be smashing; it fixes the layout and has some funky new features.

There's something called Krita (http://www.koffice.org/krita/) for KDE. I've never used it though, so I can't say if it's any good.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:01, archived)

to clarify my dislike of the gimp

it seems that it can do anything i want, but finding out how to make it actually *do* that is akin to beating my testicles with a sledgehammer. if they can deal with the menus, toolbars and layouts then i'd be perfectly happy with it, i look forward to the nexxt release...

and i'll check out krita, cheers

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boris the spider, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:04, archived)

Yeah

You can get a months free trial of both Fireworks and Photoshop.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:23, archived)

try these

www.freeserifsoftware.com/

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:24, archived)

thanks, but

the download pages dont seem to be working?

will check em out later, cheers for all the advice guys

(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:44, archived)

you're welcome =)

feel free to gazz one of us if you have any more questions later

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:46, archived)

Except me

A look back through the pictures I've posted will demonstrate that I lack both the inspiration of the best and also the skills of the best. But I'm very loveable so that makes up for it.

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boris the spider, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:49, archived)

thats all i'd ever need boris...

yeah, will gazz(?) someone if i need any advice =)

oh, while im here, any forum 'words' that are used?

(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:52, archived)

many

many many

someone once made a dictionary of them but i can't remember where it is

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boris the spider, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:53, archived)

i'm sure

that i'll pick em up =)

few weeks time, i'll blend in =D

(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:56, archived)

i find

the wikpedia page quite entertaining. if nothing else people occasionally add on bits about the most common images posted. also b3takit.co.uk has most of the most common images. i suspect every possible joke has been wrung out of all of them but that's never stopped anyone else...

edit: one of these days i'll read the damn faq
www.4rthur.com/dict.php

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boris the spider, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:58, archived)

Gazz is the b3ta internal messaging system. It can be found at the top of the board next to where it says FAQ.

Just click on the "you have X unread messages"

RIS means "i don't get it". It came from a morrisons sign where RIS was blacked out to spell "morons"

and a few others

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:54, archived)

to gaz is to send a private message

there's a link in your, and every ones, profile, send me a message or some such. as for forum words, we tend not to use too many you'll soon find out what they are, and the odds are you won't understand them. steer well clear of text speak and all that lol and rofl bollocks as well.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:57, archived)

lol

k m8

(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:02, archived)

ROFFLECOPTERS

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:05, archived)

arf!

Click for bigger (118 kb)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:15, archived)

yes!

slice the geordie twat

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:17, archived)

You can see what we all expected though

No heart:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:24, archived)

haha!

ZOMG!1! HE'S FULL OF HAM!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:18, archived)

hahahaha

Office lol

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:25, archived)

BEWARE!

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:17, archived)

Horse

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The Snockerty Friddle, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:22, archived)

is a

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:22, archived)

Quadruped

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:23, archived)

member of the Equidae family?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:25, archived)

YOU'VE RUINED IT!!11!11ELEVENTY!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:25, archived)

~~uped~~ iplegic

(Bumsmells, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:26, archived)

woo and welcome!

john hurt appears to have a hand hanging out of his arse. :)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:18, archived)

*tempted to rant*

*settles for explaining*

- Your image is too big (needs to be 50kb or less)
- It's seamy as hell (try using photoshop)
- I suspect you're taking the piss.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:19, archived)

nowt wrong with seams, my boy.

they're good for the soul.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:21, archived)

Heh true.

I would post cuntbaby but have a hat instead just so I can pimp it:

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:26, archived)

cor! that's ace.

the best i managed hat-wise, were my ninja antennae. took me all of two minutes:D

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:28, archived)

Haha

yay for ninja antennae though.

The only other one I've done is this:

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:31, archived)

hat pimpin'

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:32, archived)

Bah!

Now you've gone and made me look all crap :(

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:33, archived)

nah, yours are pretty good

I really like the lazer one

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:34, archived)

Thanks :)

Took me too long.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:37, archived)

all of the above hats are am ace.

apart from mine, obviously

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:38, archived)

and I'm spent

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:43, archived)

can't make hats eh?

you cocky showoff
:)™

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:31, archived)

Hehehe

you likey?

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:32, archived)

Yay

getting spiffier by the day! 'ning

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Weetobix, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:39, archived)

'Ning sir!

Ta :D

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:42, archived)

nah, he seems genuine enough

If we all just chill today we might be able to avoid the holocaust that was last tuesday/wednesday from happening again

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:21, archived)

the horror...
*rocks gently under the table*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:22, archived)

*Spouts "You weren't there, man,

you weren't there!"*

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:27, archived)

if a noob posts shit and noone is there to see it

will the kitten still die?

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:22, archived)

*ponders*

*zen master*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:24, archived)

I think you're right.

Last Tuesday was truly, truly horrifying. Friday was almost as bad.

This week should be ok, but it's next week I'm scared of - school holidays!

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:26, archived)

oh shite!

*stocks bunker*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:28, archived)

*Hides internets*

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:32, archived)

*Floods main tanks*

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dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:50, archived)

oh stop it....

just because you're still feeling unfluffed!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:21, archived)

I'm ALWAYS unfluffed.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:25, archived)

do the goggles help prevent fluff from getting in your eyes while you throw kittens into the woodchipper?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:27, archived)

oh come here....

*fluffs*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:27, archived)

arf loving the seams!

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Damien's Hearse, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:25, archived)

welcome

work on your seams! You'll be fine

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Milkman Dan, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:26, archived)

cheers

nice to be accepted into something like this

unlike that person (despite being headstrong, i know im a noob, so i wont swear at someone i dont know) down there

laughing at me, he has no idea how much it hurts =(

(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:01, archived)

*hugs*

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:16, archived)

n00bie n00bie n00bie n00bie!

Ahhhhhhahahahahhhhhhhh

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:28, archived)