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[challenge entry] withnail doesn't get much joy out of the holiday rep

from the Ibizan sequence that was ultimately dropped

From the The Cutting Room Floor: Deleted Scenes From The Movies challenge. See all 506 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 22:14, archived)
# hahah brilliant
that is my new favouritest filum ever. not sure what the old one was, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 22:15, archived)
# That's because it's fucking brilliant.
"We are indeed drifting in to the arena of the unwell"
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 22:23, archived)
# you can shove it up your arse for nothing
and fuck off while you're doing it!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 22:24, archived)
# There is a certain je ne sais quois about a firm, young carrot.
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(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 22:28, archived)
# flowers are essentially tarts
prostitutes for the bees
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 22:29, archived)
# What happened to your cigar commercial?
That's what I want to know, what happened to my cigar commercial? What happened to my AGENT? Bastard must have died...
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 22:31, archived)
# liar - what's in your toolbox?
You've got antifreeze.

You should never mix your drinks!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 22:36, archived)
# on this trip i want to acquire a child
whatever for?

to instruct it in the ways of righteousness and to procure a sample of unadulterated childs' piss
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 22:40, archived)
# i have just narrowly avoided a buggery
and i have come in here with the express intent of wishing one upon YOU!
(nevermind, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 22:44, archived)
# Fantastic, isn't it?
The film's not bad either...
See what I did there? Comic genius my lad.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 22:24, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAH
_fucking MARVELLOUS_
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 22:18, archived)
# haha
what was in those pills withnail?

for the love of christ! i think i looked rather like that when i went to ibiza.
(nevermind, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 22:19, archived)
# It's great being
"That old guy on acid" on holidays...
...not suggesting you're old or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 22:25, archived)
# i'm 83 you know!!!
/walking stick
(nevermind, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 22:26, archived)
# i know who nicked them too...
(nevermind, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 22:25, archived)
# haha
that made me cackle like a loon
thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 22:27, archived)
# Hee-Haw!
I am liking that very much.

Woo-Yay!
(v1ctory_1s_m1ne Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 22:29, archived)