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# Hello I am not a newbie and this time of night all the intellectual people should be here
Serious question and it might contain no or very inconsistent punctuation and possible bad use of English grammar.

I have been talking in my sleep it’s something I’ve done sporadically throughout my life but I think it could be the reason my boy doesn’t sleep he still gets up 3-4 times a night sometimes every hour or so we have tried everything routines cutting out the sleep during the day more milk before bedtime my missus has had enough of my jabbering away, laughing whatever I don’t do drugs anymore or drink as often, actually very little drink, I have been banished to the sofa which is not very family like you know what I mean.

Blah blah blah I have boring myself with that shit, my question really is can I do anything to curtail this annoying habit?

Yours truly

Fucking Knackered

Here have a HedgePig


[EDIT]

No Drugs please, I'd love to but like I said below I need to be rousable (is that a word)
(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 22:55, archived)
# more
excersise, unless you already have a good exersise routine. I'm too shagged to go in to the reasoning but that is a technical answer.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 22:57, archived)
# Possibly
When I went for a medical for work HonestDr said I am 2 stone overweight and do very little exercise and have man tits like you would never believe
(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:01, archived)
# moobies!
HONK!
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:03, archived)
# MELATONIN tablets
Got some in the states but not sure if you can get them here (try a health shop) best thing the non -prescription side of sleeping pills.
(I helped save b3ta! mikemystery blames the parents, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:08, archived)
# Only
Two stone ?
(I helped save b3ta! wonko the sane, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:09, archived)
# also
things like no cheese after about 3 in the afternoon, also no cafeene and maybe use some oils to relax yourself and your son, lavinder, eucaliptus and rosemary.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:02, archived)
# Yeah but I sleep fine...
...I could sleep through being raped Oi put the Rohypnol down we tried all of that so this might work as times when I have been in trouble and banished he seems to get up less
(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:05, archived)
# but your mind is not resting these are
not for resting your body. Plus it might help your son. anyways take a look at herbal remidies and such like I have a herb bible which helps me with things like that.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:07, archived)
# That is very true
Things like this tend to work better than prescribed stuff, and have fewer to no side effects
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:10, archived)
# ...whereas the stuff *I* got
from a homeopath made me more paranoid than normal, made me think there were people in the bedroom and increased the muscle spasms brought on by draughts known to many as 'fuck me there's a ghost in the room.' Of course, ghosts don't exist but draughts do.....cold wind on exposed skin, anyone? :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:27, archived)
# You might want to pay a bit more attention to the task at hand
rather than posting on B3ta.
/coat
(Dogsdinner, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:03, archived)
# no
I need to smoke more spliffs.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:06, archived)
# I know what you mean mate.
Last night I dreamt I was responsible for some of the greatest fantasy literature of the twentieth century.
(_, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 22:58, archived)
# Turns out I
was just Tolkien in my sleep
(_, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 22:58, archived)
# *groan*
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 22:59, archived)
# Fucking love it
that has been pilfered for a lot of use at work tomorrow
(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 22:59, archived)
# ho ho ho
executive jest ^_^
(The Newt, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:00, archived)
# that's a nasty hobbit you've got
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:01, archived)
# your pulling
my legolad
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:04, archived)
# If yah be needin' more puns
You can Boro'mir joke book.
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:07, archived)
# any more of these painful jokes
and I'll be sending you my Doctor's Bill-bo.

(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:08, archived)
# Do you
have a leather doctor's bagg-ins?
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:10, archived)
# ouch !
you're good ent ya?

(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:12, archived)
# Perhaps,
although i think this craze should have been pippin-ed in the bud
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:15, archived)
# If you come up with another pun
I'll mordor you! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:17, archived)
# Wow.
Thinking about it, you and I are so Silmarillion, Shirely we can get along...
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:24, archived)
# fuck a doubler!
erm - orthancs a lot for the offer, I would accept gladly but I have fan'gorn and forget how this thread started.
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:35, archived)
# Somebody was Tolkein about
that guy with the hedgehog; wanted us to have a Gandalf at his problem.

I really feel we've bonded...will you be my Palantir? Do you live anywhere near the Isle of Wight? could I Barrow a moment of your time?

(and if you think the punning is bad, there's always Moria from where that came from)

((But have I Arragorn to far?))
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:46, archived)
# arghhhh!
you win! :)
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:55, archived)
# yay!
Well fought, good gentleman.
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:57, archived)
# So
you're not then ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 22:58, archived)
# Stuff some socks into your mouth.
Oh, you wanted the intellectual people? Sorry.
(Dogsdinner, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 22:58, archived)
# sorry geez...
sleeping problems must be a right pain. have u looked up on the net?? someone somewhere must have a site to do with sleeping probs.

good luck
(Harry Monk, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 22:58, archived)
# I had the most unusually vivid dream the other night that
San Francisco got twatted by a massive earthquake. I`m just mentioning this in case it turns out to be a premonition. No point in mentioning it after the fact otherwise people will think I`m a loon, more so than normal.
(Dr Wadd, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 22:59, archived)
# i think you'll find that happened
about 97 years ago
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:11, archived)
# It has happened before,
it will happen again. It is only a question of when. Or something like that according to Charlton.
(Dr Wadd, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:16, archived)
# Sorry
you must have got me mixed up with the intelligent people

Have you tried a phennnagin tablet just before bedtime?
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:00, archived)
# Temazepam.
There's nowt like prescription sedatives for a good night sleep.


Though they never worked for me.
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:01, archived)
# Gaa!
Mindpiiissss!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:02, archived)
# Can't do it as
when he wakes I get up and sort him it ould be lovely to see if that works I think that is why i am banished
(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:03, archived)
# Temazepam used to knock me out
but it's nasty stuff, v. addictive. Most sleeping pills are either ineffective, addictive, or have side effects that make you want to just ...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:02, archived)
# I never found it addictive,
and I was only 15 when I had it prescribed.

Though that was probably because they could only prescribe me a child dose when I was 6'2" and weighed 15 stone.
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:07, archived)
# I have a really low drugs tolerance
which means it's very cheap for me to get pissed/stoned!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:09, archived)
# try night nurse and skunk,
it had me sleeping like a still born baby!!
No Honestly!! I'm not joking
(fingermouse, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:02, archived)
# doesnt it make the rizzlas soggy?
:)
(Harry Monk, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:04, archived)
# yeah it did the first couple of times
but then i found that intravenous nightnurse is the bestest!! :)
(fingermouse, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:09, archived)
# Yeh
The intravenous rizlas just don't work for me
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:11, archived)
# hodgeheg!
i can't do anything to help your sleep but cos you gave us a hodgeheg i'll love you forever
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:02, archived)
# Mmm, zopiclone.
I *never* want to be taken off that stuff.
(Dr Wadd, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:03, archived)
# I hate that stuff
I feel lousy for days afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:06, archived)
# *holds hand up*
must admint, back in the mists of time, i did some of the marketing for it. *snigger* no side effects *snigger* god! don't tell anyone i said that! they'll hunt me down and shoot me like the pig i am!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:09, archived)
# I took it when I hadn't slept
for about a week solid, and I swear I felt worse the morning after taking it than I did the day before.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:11, archived)
# It leaves me monged the next day,
but it is better than not getting any sleep at all that happens most nights. Now if I could only persuade my doctor to prescribe me some green..........
(Dr Wadd, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:14, archived)
# to be fair
whenever i took the missus' stash i slept like a baby and woke up fresh as the proverbial. mind you, i was off the drink for 6 months, so that may have helped...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:19, archived)
# Monged is one thing
Actually falling over is another. And it gave me a weird taste in my mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:20, archived)
# yeah
metallic taste

a classic side effect. of a lot of drugs to be honest.

/pharmacovigilance twattery
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:26, archived)
# yay zimovane!
ex-missus new_matt was on that, didn't do a thing for her, but i got 8 hours a night!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:08, archived)
# keep him off the E102
and if all else fails, do what my parents did. slip him some bacardi in the milk ;)

either that, or pull up a kitten, welcome to the insomniacs' bit!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:06, archived)
# Whats E102
One might ask
(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:11, archived)
# with this,
as with everything else, google is your friend
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:13, archived)
# used to be called tartrazine
it's a food colouring that was banned cos it made children hyperactive
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:16, archived)
# sounds like sleep
apnoea, my mrs got it, has to get up several times a night, but actually wakes up several hundered times a night
(Bristolian, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:19, archived)