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# if any children i might have start taking drugs
i shall make them watch requiem for a dream.

brrr. horrible film.
(, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:59, archived)
# yes but
I've taken lots and lots of drugs, I still have both my arms, I've never been in jail, I haven't died for a horrible wasting disease and I've never performed sordid sexual acts in front of an audience of jeering old men in tuxedoes*

In fact I never once had a bad time on drugs, but as bill hicks said "once you've been beamed aboard a flying saucer it's kind of hard to top that so I quit"

*well maybe just the once, but that was as a favour to my uncle
(, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:03, archived)
# This
(, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:09, archived)
# But
You didnt take 8
(, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:10, archived)
# I did
but they were a bit rubbish!
(, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:29, archived)
# you're not allowed to talk to my future children
(, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:11, archived)