needs more faux science
you don't "drink water" you, "Osmosize hydroxinated propeptide molecules"
yeah! I could write these shit adverts
someone, give me loads of money, I'll advertise your product with complete incomprehensible bullsquirt
:D
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discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 0:25,
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haha classic
this was my last pass at it:

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