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(mcliberal8 is a pig in lipstick, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 8:47, archived)

Choose a font, choose a colour, choose a back ground...
I Chose no to use Verdana!
( benkai has not thought about biscuits since, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 8:50, archived)

"foreword" I think.
but I like the idea.

edit: badly positioned, my post is is.
Be a reply to the original post it should.

edit 2: but since I'm here, happy b3taday!
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 8:51, archived)

oops..
Freudian slip ;)

Everyone knows strippers can't spell. Or love.
(mcliberal8 is a pig in lipstick, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 8:53, archived)

I'm N Luv Wit A Stripper

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 8:55, archived)

Look, I've told you I don't do dat shit no mo

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 9:00, archived)

'ning Geoff

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 9:02, archived)

PUT THE FUCKIN TWENTY IN THE PANTIES BITCH
'ning !
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 9:08, archived)

it's not murder if it's a stripper
they're already dead inside.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 8:59, archived)

I can love *cries*

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 10:15, archived)

happy b3taday sir!
and 'ning all!
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 8:52, archived)

'ning horrid

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 8:52, archived)

'ning weasel!
*ruffles hair*
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 8:55, archived)

Not you too!
*glances at electric shaver*
I could end it all now...
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 8:56, archived)

hahaha

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 8:58, archived)

'ning
(mwa ha ha ha... to be part of an 'all'!)
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 8:59, archived)

all my harem....
*bums*
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 9:03, archived)

*cries*
*secretly enjoys*
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 9:11, archived)

'ning sexy.
*fondles*
( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 9:00, archived)

mmm, sexy

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 9:03, archived)

'ello!
*puts on full body 'ruffleproof' wetsuit*
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 9:14, archived)

*fists*

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 9:16, archived)

'ning dude.
*tries to ruffle hair*

Mmm, nice gimp suit mate!
( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 9:26, archived)

happy b3rfday

( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 12 Apr 2007, 9:01, archived)

Aww.
Fank you. Is that from Willis too?
( benkai has not thought about biscuits since, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 9:10, archived)

yup
Willis says happy b3taday too
:¬)
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 12 Apr 2007, 9:11, archived)

I'm in yo kennel nickin yo Willis
He is all of the cute
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 9:15, archived)

haha
he is cute, but he is very bitey at the moment.
Although last night he invented himself a new game in the garden.
First he would go and find a snail, then carry it to below the kitchen window.
Next he would bat it around for a while, then squash it with his paws.
Then he dropped the squashed snail down the drain and watched it make a splosh as it hit the water.
Not entirely sure why he was doing it, but it kept him occupied for a while.
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 12 Apr 2007, 9:18, archived)

stop it
I'm gonna asplode.
Right that's it. Once the house and garden are finished I'M HAVING A DOG!
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 9:21, archived)

I should point out that I have to get up at 5.30 am
to take him for a walk before i get ready for work.
Also - if you are going to get new carpets - get the puppy first.
:¬)
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 12 Apr 2007, 9:25, archived)

the text floats off the page!
but the fear line is top ;)
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 8:53, archived)