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# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:29, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:30, archived)
# Hahahaha!
*eats LOADS of beetroot for next weeks*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:30, archived)
# I miss that programme terribly.
Seriously, I loved it. I'd have loved to take part.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:30, archived)
# ^this
massively
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:50, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
BLACK!
BLAAAAAAAAAACK! BLACK! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!
*goes mentil*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:31, archived)
# Clever Steve
although I'd have been more impressed with a different colour...
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:31, archived)
# They should get those women that do the sanitary towel ads for the blue week.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:31, archived)
# :|

*shared a lift with the sanitary towel collector today ~ nice job!*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:32, archived)
# Did he show you his mint 1984 tena lady incontinence elite?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:34, archived)
# pffffffffft!
her box was filled with things far from the colour blue....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:35, archived)
# hahah
they're flavoured now?!?!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:35, archived)
# ha ha!!
you've put me off After Eights for life now
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Hahahaha!
C]:0\


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Ewwwww
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:34, archived)
# Someone's got to do it!
It's not like he has to lick them or anything, s'just a bit of blood.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:34, archived)
# you've not been in our female toilets.....
they're awfull
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:37, archived)
# What were you doing in there?
putting up secret cameras?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:39, archived)
# That's weird
In most places it's the blokes. Blech.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:40, archived)
# The reek of stale boy wee
*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Yes!
What do they do in there?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:42, archived)
# you'd be the same if you had to urinate out of a powerful tube into a little urinal!
trying to control the flow and not let it flap everywhere
with only two hands is quite difficult!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:42, archived)
# Excuse me.
I've used a urinal several times, without the aid of an aimable nozzle, and I did alright...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:43, archived)
# thats because you can just plonk your arse into it!
I'm still too scared to ask the missus about alton towers. i'm in too deep now!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:45, archived)
# You can write your name
but you can't wee without getting it on the floor/wall?

Pfft. Men = crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:46, archived)
# *shamed*
sorry cap'n
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:47, archived)
# :D
S'alright!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:48, archived)
# the nozzle doesn't always fire in the same direction you point it
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:45, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Bad workmen always blame their tool.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:46, archived)
# and employers of retards
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:50, archived)
# Where do you work?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:44, archived)
# oh it's not THAT bad...
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:47, archived)
# You're used to it though!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:47, archived)
# *changes pants*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:49, archived)
# I knew you wanted me.
I only have to talk to you...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:51, archived)
# They are ment to be the worst of the 2 where i work as well.
No ones ever shat on the floor in the mens....
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Seriously?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Yep
Thats was just the worst in a long line of complaints i heard some female work mates come out with.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:45, archived)
# nor do we chuck used jam rags at the walls
or cover the mirrors in lipstick

and where does this myth come from that women's effluent doesn't stink?
have you got different internal organs to us?

a trained nose can detect it even through the
excessive amount of perfume that gets sprayed around
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Christ, you must work with some horrible women.
The women I know aren't like that. Oh no no no.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:48, archived)
# these arn't women
they're teenagers

i know you like to think that your shit don't stink
but learn a little bit closer and you'll see your roses really smell like
boo - hoo - hoo
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Even so...
when I was a teenager, I wasn't....oh goodness. Well I certainly wasn't like THAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:53, archived)
# next week: red

week 3: brown, with a rectal fissure
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:32, archived)
# is watercolour challenge still on?
i remember it from when i was freelance
twas ace, but the best pic never won
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Source?
/gay perv blog
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:34, archived)
# enjoy
www.punchstock.co.uk/store/disp?cmd=rec&er_iy=12769843
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:37, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
Inflatable ring indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:41, archived)