I knew it...


From the 9/11 Conspiracies challenge. See all 394 entries (closed)

(McMurphy, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 5:32, archived)

ho! ho!
 
There's a twist.

IT IS A PASTRY TWIST.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 5:33, archived)

hey where you been?!
hello welcome back!
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 5:57, archived)

I ENDORSE THIS MESSAGE

( mofaha not wearing a vest, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 5:58, archived)

Hui in Wellington and Porirua.
 
www.ngatitoa.iwi.nz/Framemarae.htm

Big annual hui of Maori librarians last week.. Takapuwahia is a marae of my Ngati Toa cousins.
Had an awesome time, came back all fired up and ready to KICK SOME SHIT.

www.b3ta.com/board/7115545
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 6:05, archived)

i hope you wore your shit-kickers!
those maori... it's like they have a different word for everything!
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 6:08, archived)

Heh.
 
Funny, I was even getting complimented on my reo (Maori), which is surprising since I'm nowhere near fluent..
but compared to where I started, I guess I'm improving.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 6:19, archived)

good stuff!
learning languages after childhood ends is rough - adult brains just don't adapt as easily to the plan, so good on you.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 6:21, archived)

True, but I believe that ancestral languages do come kinda naturally, if you open up to it.
 
Certainly I find German and Maori easy to pick up.. haven't tried Norwegian or Gaelic yet.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 6:23, archived)

i'm stuck with half-forgotten french and spanish...
...though i am fluent in weasel and can decipher craigslist ads.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 6:25, archived)

: P

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 6:26, archived)

wait, what?

(captain freedom don't expect, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 6:18, archived)

I was out of town for the week.
Drug-free to boot.

Now I'm jumpin' outta my skin.

(this is a good thing)
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 6:21, archived)

wowow cool.

(captain freedom don't expect, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 6:22, archived)

NOBODY BETTER FUCK WITH ME. I'LL CUT 'EM IN HALF.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 6:23, archived)

ow.

(captain freedom don't expect, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 6:24, archived)

Not you, though. You're okay.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 6:25, archived)

I knew it.
also ytmnd officially sucks...again look at this big fuck-off ad right on the front page
ytmnd.com/
(captain freedom don't expect, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 6:28, archived)

world of warcraft?
isn't that something teenaged girls play with when their bedazzlers are broken?
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 6:43, archived)

yes.

(captain freedom don't expect, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 6:45, archived)

and each others' bits, of course.
 
AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT IT SAYS ON THE INTERNETS.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 6:46, archived)

come with me to pardise!
nsfw! pardise is in the city! nsfw!
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 6:48, archived)

MY ANACONDA DON'T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS, HON.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 6:55, archived)

doctor dyslexia!
i found your ad! nsfw, penis picture.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 6:59, archived)

hahhaha
I would want a Costanza-like man.
: - )
(captain freedom don't expect, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 7:02, archived)

the part "talk about our manly ways" makes me lol to no end.

(captain freedom don't expect, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 7:04, archived)

no! no!
it's "go about our manly ways". i think he wants to build a deck after having sex, or something.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 7:06, archived)

sounds like the white trash assholes around these parts just fine.

(captain freedom don't expect, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 7:07, archived)

I'm sorely tempted to put a Costanza top-half on that picture.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 7:12, archived)

I wish I could reply coherently to this.

(captain freedom don't expect, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 7:16, archived)

i'm sorely tempted to meet him.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 7:19, archived)

HI, LOOK AT MY COCK.

(captain freedom don't expect, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 7:21, archived)

i meet lots of people that way.
best on streetcars and in fancy restaurants.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 7:22, archived)

Haha
smug bastard :)
( mofaha not wearing a vest, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 5:55, archived)

smag bustard!
everything's his fault.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 5:58, archived)

hahaha
Further proof... from moments later


( mugatu what the deuce?, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 6:36, archived)

Thats teleportation, Holmes

( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 23 Apr 2007, 6:56, archived)

Ace!
Smug bastard strikes again.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 7:43, archived)

lol...
...smug bastard....


i like.
(Complete Bastard Failure ate your boobies, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 17:52, archived)

*click*
Hahaha!
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 7:49, archived)