Pull his string and hear him lie!

or better yet, don't.

From the Action Figures Across the Ages challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)

( phatotis while ($hair < $clean) { lather; rinse; }, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 2:37, archived)

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( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 2:44, archived)

i wont

( Captain Pilchard The design is clearly Ancient, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 3:07, archived)