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# How large?
*resizes image*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 13:17, archived)
# erm... hang on
*travels back in time with a ruler and pulls Prince Albert in the bogs round the back of Windsor Castle*

According to my measurements it was 67 inches long and 104 inches around.

*sits down gingerly*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 13:22, archived)
# YOU BASTARD!
I was on the phone when I read that. How am I supposed to explain to a client that it was the size of Prince Alberts cock that caused paroxysms of mirth.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 13:28, archived)
# That's the trouble
with Imperial conversions
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 13:39, archived)
# BOOM BOOM!
You spotted my hidden gag, excellent work!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Woo!
What do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)